2023-07-21 at 7:36 PM UTC
The first guy gave my roommate a sample and kept looking at me and finally I told him I'm trying to fucking sleep he said so you don't want a ball?
Fuck no I want to sleep.
Next guy comes over and won't give my roommate anything free, I asked him who told me I want meth. He looks at my roommate who says YOU GET PAID TODAY I told them to leave me alone, I don't want any product, he shouldn't be saying this to people.
He's so high off the first sample he bithing and cleaning the inside of the stove.
A third dealer asked me what I want, I said nothing, he said my roommates messaging everyone looking for 20 sacks, grams and eighths and yelling at the wall everytime I decline and tell people no and he has no money
2023-07-21 at 7:38 PM UTC
Yeah I really want to buy a masterbating old man whose yelling at me all day some strong speed lol
2023-07-21 at 7:38 PM UTC
That'd be a pay check well spent.
Then he gets really high, gets butt naked, plays with himself and hides in his room, when I run out he'll leave for half a day. Fun.
2023-07-21 at 8:20 PM UTC
Buy a ball, split it into two even lines, set it in between the two of you and then hot rail both lines really quickly and go OOPS I forgot to save you one.
2023-07-21 at 8:35 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Have you ever considered I didn't send that letter from James Motherway to BradleyB93?
2023-07-21 at 10:17 PM UTC
no, i never thought you withheld my mail
2023-07-21 at 10:52 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
how many meth dealers does he know
2023-07-21 at 11:14 PM UTC
That usually happens just before someone dies.
2023-07-22 at 8:30 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Florida sounds like it's going well brad
Gas them like jedis
