( ◉◞౪◟◉) Meikai's Bad, Terrible, No Good, Schizo Thoughts of the Day (༎ຶꈊ༎ຶ╬ )

1. 2023-07-21 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #21
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala Whales are currently plotting a course to kill us all and take over the planet.

   
   Ok but what I’m actually scared of is land safe flying squids that know how to use harpoons. They’re so smart!
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   • Meikai
2. 2023-07-21 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   You should just be glad you can string a couple of paragraphs together, I still struggle to tie my laces.
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3. 2023-07-21 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   When whales finally learn to conquer land, then it will be game on.
4. 2023-07-21 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I figure at some point I'll cum in you, hts. Is just logistics.
5. 2023-07-21 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #25
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   eww