I’m a fucking loser

1. 2023-07-20 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Hey well hung let’s both get kicked in the nuts hard or some shit. That 17 ur old junkies bitch shows up at my pad last night and I didn’t even bang in fact I was so high I was jacking off in the bathroom leaving her alone in my bedroom multiple times where she even yelled hey or tried to get me to come out.
2. 2023-07-20 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Sounds like a good a time as any to kill yourself
3. 2023-07-20 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #3
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Rape monster aka haxxor I’m seriously considering paying that 16 ur old goth chick who doesn’t shave and had a hairy asshole who started prostituting herself to feed her drug habit to lick my asshole. She gave me one lick before and is down for it and just turned 17.
4. 2023-07-20 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Do it up then faggot
5. 2023-07-20 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #5
   Ghast Houston
   wwaahhhwahhhhwhahhhhwahhhhh
6. 2023-07-20 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #6
   Ghast Houston

   Originally posted by Wariat Hey well hung let’s both get kicked in the nuts hard or some shit. That 17 ur old junkies bitch shows up at my pad last night and I didn’t even bang in fact I was so high I was jacking off in the bathroom leaving her alone in my bedroom multiple times where she even yelled hey or tried to get me to come out.

   should have married that girl you would be singing a different tune smh
   
7. 2023-07-20 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   y u prefer the left hand action in the bathroom? Are you too nervous or ashamed or is it ED or what?
8. 2023-07-20 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley y u prefer the left hand action in the bathroom? Are you too nervous or ashamed or is it ED or what?

   
   Being too nervous/ashamed isn't considered ED? If he's beating it in the bathroom he can still get it up in those circumstances.
   
   But usually after sex when I don't want to have to touch my dick to pee or wash it, I'm wishing I jerked off.
9. 2023-07-20 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #9
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   It’s not even that guys. I just had this weird fantasy about this older chick I knew in California her son ducking her like this weird fantasy of watching this than the 17 ur old at my pad I kept thinking of while high.
10. 2023-07-20 at 9:17 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Like I did massage her back we also cuddled slightly watched a movie but no sex with the 17 ur old junkie chick.
11. 2023-07-20 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #11
    Ghast Houston
    you clearly arent doing enough drugs
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12. 2023-07-20 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Dude this chick was using my MacBook Pro laptop while it was open and i was jerking off like 15 minutes at a time in the restroom.
13. 2023-07-21 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    do you worry about others finding your zoo porn?
14. 2023-07-21 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Hey well hung let’s both get kicked in the nuts hard or some shit. That 17 ur old junkies bitch shows up at my pad last night and I didn’t even bang in fact I was so high I was jacking off in the bathroom leaving her alone in my bedroom multiple times where she even yelled hey or tried to get me to come out.

    
    Sure. 👍🤟🤘
15. 2023-07-21 at 1:54 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    wariat why don't you use viagra or other weiner pills when you're gonna get laid
16. 2023-07-21 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #16
    Ghast Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley do you worry about others finding your zoo porn?

    
    I Look forward too it
17. 2023-07-21 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #17
    Ghast Houston
    woops forgot to switch accounts