What if you had a retarded ass asshole?

1. 2023-07-20 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   What if your asshole was all fuckin retarded and shit?
2. 2023-07-20 at 5:59 AM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut
   On a scale of Goatse-Stretched Leotard. 0-10?
3. 2023-07-20 at 8:25 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   If ifs and butt's were candy and nuts.
4. 2023-07-20 at 10:35 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   retardded how tho
   
   this is vry important
5. 2023-07-20 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'd wear an adult diaper. Next question.
6. 2023-07-20 at 12:54 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Paul Wozny has a retarded ass hole he uses as an excuse to not doing anything physically intensive and sit on the toilet for hours at a time while looking at CP.
7. 2023-07-20 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   Sweet African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai retardded how tho
   
   this is vry important

   
   Like totally fucking retarded, like completely all fucked up
8. 2023-07-20 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #8
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Rubbing lotion on your bunghole is always a good solution to asshole problems...the neutral/non perfumed type though
9. 2023-07-20 at 3:11 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   https://www.quora.com/I-had-a-jalapeno-pepper-break-open-inside-my-anus-Will-an-enema-get-rid-of-all-the-seeds-and-irritation
10. 2023-07-20 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Sweet African Astronaut
    Neutron hole
11. 2023-07-20 at 6:16 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My asshole has a single digit IQ
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12. 2023-07-20 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Sweet African Astronaut
    What if your asshole had a triple digit IQ?
13. 2023-07-21 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Sweet Like totally fucking retarded, like completely all fucked up

    
    well i tried to have my butthole write an iq test and it couldn't answer a single question. it literally ate the writing implements it was given instead of answering. so im going to assume it's totally fucking retarded, and i guess my answer to this thread becomes "live with it for decades without realizing it was retarded"
14. 2023-07-21 at 7:37 AM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sweet What if your asshole had a triple digit IQ?

    
    I wouldn't be shitting myself when I fart
15. 2023-07-21 at 8:59 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I wouldn't be shitting myself when I fart

    
    bet, nigga
    
    if ur bhole had a triple digit iq it'd be threatening you to make good butthole-related decisions. like "fuck it's late, maybe i'll just order taco bell" and your butthole loosens a bit as if to say "don't do it to me, dickhead". you ignore it and get in the car, and it lets out a quick lil hershey squirt to dissuade you from this foolish path, farts or not. you would become beholden to the unknowable whims of a sentient anus. what does it want? what does it *know*?
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16. 2023-07-23 at 8:24 AM UTC

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    Sweet African Astronaut
    What if your asshole was well-read?