Pick a new dad

1. 2023-07-20 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #1
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   
   Dad 1
   
   
   Dad 2
   
   
   Dad 3
   
   
   Dad 4
   
   
   Dad 5
   
   You can only pick one new dad.
   Who do you chose?
2. 2023-07-20 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   4
3. 2023-07-20 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   honestly any but the first because I couldn't deal with the shame of him beating me up
   
   #3 is probably great at facepainting
   #5 looks like a modern day Kalahari bushman which is kind of cool
   the other two look like grindr tweaker fags
4. 2023-07-20 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #4
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   lol do I know #2? rofl his name sounds familiar
5. 2023-07-20 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #5
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra honestly any but the first because I couldn't deal with the shame of him beating me up
   
   #3 is probably great at facepainting
   #5 looks like a modern day Kalahari bushman which is kind of cool
   the other two look like grindr tweaker fags

   
   you enjoy getting beat into submission by a darky dont you.
6. 2023-07-20 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #6
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   We don't need no stinking Daddies here.
7. 2023-07-20 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #7
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We don't need no stinking Daddies here.

   
   what did your dad do to you.
   
   
   show me with these.
8. 2023-07-20 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by RIPtotse lol do I know #2? rofl his name sounds familiar

   
   check your tinder history
9. 2023-07-20 at 3:51 AM UTC

   #9
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   yiu mean grindr history
10. 2023-07-20 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but I already said grindr, repeating it is less funny
11. 2023-07-20 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut
    non. I'll raise myself to learn how to smoke mef
12. 2023-07-20 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    #5 is the best daddy. Obviously. Silly question. ^{_{╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭}}
13. 2023-07-28 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #13
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra yeah but I already said grindr, repeating it is less funny

    
    like nigger, it never gets old.
14. 2023-07-28 at 6:54 AM UTC

    #14
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny like nigger, it never gets old.

    
    How about chingchong?
15. 2023-07-28 at 6:56 AM UTC

    #15
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about chingchong?

    
    not really, most of them don't really care
    
    the only reason the magic N word is so funny is because so many people lose control and chimp out just hearing it, and not just the Npeople
16. 2023-07-28 at 6:59 AM UTC

    #16
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    And the magic J word.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
17. 2023-07-28 at 7 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Im reporting Spec to a gang of Triads for shit talking chinese.
    
    Watch yo Neck Sucka.. they might be Giants
18. 2023-07-28 at 7:04 AM UTC

    #18
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And the magic J word.

    
    "as a white person we have to admit we've done a lot of bad things"
    "aren't you J'ewish though?"
    "WHERE IS ALL THIS ANTISEMITISM COMING FROM?!"
19. 2023-07-28 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut
    I want Aldra to be my Adopted Son.
    
    Come give Daddy a Hug, Boob00 Nose
20. 2023-07-28 at 7:10 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Did you buy the Blinds, Aldra?
    
    it's weird. You lay in bed, crack them halfway upward angle on a full moon night. ask for the visitors. I don't believe in space Aliens anymore. perhaps hollow earth visitation. Im not asking Demons in but they will peer into your window. regardless of floor.
    
    you will see them lurking into the window at night. during a full moon. King Tide/Super Moons not so much. too bright. you'll feel their presence.