2023-03-13 at 4:34 PM UTC
I flew 1st class from Houston to London once...before I moved here permanently. I got to the airport and went to check in and they said "We are overbooked, would you be willing to go on standby? We'll put you up in a hotel, fly you out tomorrow and give you $400 (this was in 1996 or so).
"Duh sure" I said.
They called me an hour or so later and said "we've got you a seat"...they didn't say it was in 1st class..I got on the plane and my seat was like #6A and I'm looking at the ticket and looking at the seat and the stewardess came over and said it was correct, because I went on standby they had the 1 seat left so it was mine.
That was a great flight, lobster, steak, champagne etc.
2023-03-13 at 4:40 PM UTC
Another time they had me listed as a child...they called my name over the speaker to come to the front desk at the gate and the person says "I have you in the system as a 2yr old child"...I said "err clearly I'm not".
They said "I don't know how it got in there that way and I can't change it, when you get on the plane talk to the flight attendant at the door, I'll let them know you are coming and that you are not a baby and so don't need the special treatment etc"
When I got on the plane I said "I'm (name redacted), they told me to talk to you" and she says loudly "ooooh you're my baby! Such a cute one too!"
2023-03-14 at 10:24 AM UTC
I like the version of her sucking on her own white pipe better. Didn't know y'all liked rule 34 edits tok
2023-03-14 at 2:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Damn right it wasn't…the guy in the seat next to mine said he paid $5000 for his ticket, I told him I paid $500.
"you can put a man in first class seats, but you can't make him act first class."
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2023-07-19 at 11:38 PM UTC
I believe confidantly that I am a pillar of this community and would like to toot my own horn as the best user this site has had in recent times
Worst user continues to be WellHung with his spam like posts and unlikeable personality
Runner up on worst users this period will be
Riptotse the opiate addict snitch
and Wariat for being a dog fuckin pedophile
I also haven't really enjoyed the posts by scron but much like myself he is a pillar of the ratface in our community and the other prominent homosexual.
