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I regularly steal oatmeal packets, milk cartons , hard boiled eggs and bacon from motel hot breakfast buffets because I'm too cheap to buy that stuff...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Go fuck yourself, faggot.
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  2. #2
    You ever come to my motel and try to pull that slick shit I'll tie one hand behind my back and wring youre neck
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  3. #3
    you rascal you!

    (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞"𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖾 eat 𝖾𝗆'🍽️'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾 leave'😋
    (۶ૈ ᵒ̌ Дᵒ̌)۶ૈ🧾ₛᵢᵣ!📜ₛᵢᵣ!📝💼( ´・ω・)っ🧳🚖
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Let's figure out a way to rule the world as iron-fisted despots.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by WellHung Let's figure out a way to rule the world as iron-fisted despots.

    lol anything involving precious economic materials and fists reminds me of

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph609db3f3b9322
  6. #6
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Go fuck yourself, faggot.

    Whoa That didn't Rhyme. Didn' see that coming.
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  7. #7
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You ever come to my motel and try to pull that slick shit I'll tie one hand behind my back and wring youre neck

    My Dyslexic kicked in and at first I thought you said Wiring your neck.
  8. #8
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Let's figure out a way to rule the world as iron-fisted despots.

    des·pot
    [ˈdespət, ˈdesˌpät]
    NOUN
    a ruler or other person who holds absolute power, typically one who exercises it in a cruel or oppressive way.


    You have to get in line. Not until the others are ruled out would you even have a chance. My guess, The Elite wont let you
  9. #9
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star lol anything involving precious economic materials and fists reminds me of

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph609db3f3b9322

    Gigi wont even let me get a cup of water at night. Do you really think I can click that with her standing 10 feet from me?
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Pete Green Gigi wont even let me get a cup of water at night. Do you really think I can click that with her standing 10 feet from me?

    Hey brobro, I'M BACKKKK
  11. #11
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Hey brobro, I'M BACKKKK

    where you at now.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Pete Green Whoa That didn't Rhyme. Didn' see that coming.

    classic. I need to hire this man but I have nothing to oFFER EXCEPT EVERYTHGIN

    Imagine you go to sit down read the morning articles and thats the blurb, it's so good of a joke it would be a challenge to display through a picture/text and could only exist on a "second page" to work. The man is truly a comedic mind
  13. #13
    Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm

    these idiots have way more documented history of this shit than any totse archive. DH owns your asses totsefags!! polecat was right!
    (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞"𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖾 eat 𝖾𝗆'🍽️'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾 leave'😋
    (۶ૈ ᵒ̌ Дᵒ̌)۶ૈ🧾ₛᵢᵣ!📜ₛᵢᵣ!📝💼( ´・ω・)っ🧳🚖
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