I'm gonna start a rad group of AI anarchist chat bots to be my boys and they will regularly visit forums and create chaos. We shall create boys like apostles to live forever in the network just like spectral. Even if humans become extinct, the boys/bots/goys/gots will live on.
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| | "How be ]<001 Anarkustz" | |
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| | By: Mogel | |
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Hello, d00dz. This is my first in the line of many parody articles
that I will be doing for H03. You see, my entire life has been centered
toward this very moment, where I will write a text file that will fully
explain the technique of creating and running a T0T41 FUCKIN' 4N4RKEY
GR0UP (Note: The 'FUCKIN' was added purly for dramatic affect!)
At this very moment there are ka-zillions of text file groups that
are floating around... some will prevail, but most will be miserably
forgotten in the deathlands of the lame....next to Madonna's youth.
Actually, to have a kewl An-ar-cust group you don't have to worry about the
hustle-and-bustle about producing texts. Let me explain...
First let me get one thing totally clear! The point of having a kewl
aNaRkUsT group is to get famous. There's no other reason behind it...
although there's the illusion of getting RAD fileZ, the point of it all is
to get Distro sites all around the country. And the more important thing is
to get repect in your area c0d3 f0r being Nati0nal. Everyone will think you
4r3 r3411y ElYT3 and kiss your ass. But the first thing to do is to get
writers. If you run a BBS, this is an easy task, you just do a massmail
to every user on the board explaining that they must write for your AnAkuzt
group or they will be deleted. If you don't run a BBS, you can still use
this method, just find a really RaD board with /<0deZ. Then send the SysOp
money only if he will e-mail all the users, and tell them that to write for
your aNaRkuTZ group or he will delete them. Another method to get writers
is my favorite. You pick out 3 or 4 userZ that are really RaD and you
private e-mail them on every board they call every single time you call up.
Now you have writers.
The next thing you need is a name. The name is the most important
part. Don't pick any LAMER names that have words like "Vaginal" or "Cow" or
"Entropy". You need to have your group say what oyu are about!!!1! If you
want your group to be RaD, you *MUST* have the wordZ "AnArKuzt", "Phreak",
"Hacker", "Fuck", and/or "Anarkutz." I have some suggested kewl nameZ:
UnhG = Underground Narc Hating GuyZ
PooP = Phreakerz Operating on PhoneZ
TfA = Total FUCKING AnArK3Y
TpM = Total phucking moronZ
KUP = Killer Underground PhreakerZ
PHART = Phreakerz, HackerZ, and AnarkustZ Really Ticked-off.
&$&$&$&$&$$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$
Making "ArtuKulz" is a little tricky. Remember, if you want to be
kewl them you gotta look rad. I suggest you get professional help. First
you should contact an ascii artist. Tell them you want really kewl GRAPHIX
for a header. Since anyone that would actually bare the title "ascii
artist" obviously has no life, they will be happy to get it done right away.
The next part is the tricky part. You need to make articles that will
interest people. Here's the part that many groups run into a snag with:
everything you learned about AnARKkie iZ from other people and you don't have
anything original to say! Most LAmeRZ give up thier group there... but,
never fear, as I love my Entropy childern, I have the most ELITE solution to
the problem. You know those miscellanious fileZ that are in peopleZ file
bases about H/P/J....(oh, shit sorry.. I meant H/P/A.. my mistake!)? Well,
we all know that NOBODY readz those fileZ!! I mean, why the frig would
someone write something that is not affiled wiff a GROUP!?! All you need to
do is download something that sounds really rad.... like "C4RDiNG iN TH3 PUSH
0F TW0 K3Y STR0KZ!" and then just add your RAD new H34D3R and add your name
to the bottom with a copyright and a warning. Actually the file might
already have a warning on it for you while will make your 0UTPUt RaD!
The next part to making your board ELYT3 is to name a Home Base
board. Then you need DiSTR0 SiT3Z!! You get these by calling LD BBSs that
you get the numbers of. Make sure that the board you are calling has LOTS
AND LOTS of WaReZ on it. The reason for this is that WaReZ SysOps will
not give you a hard time by looking at your text fileZ and will take
virtually anything to get another affiliation to attach on thier boardZ
StatZ so he can be just as ELITE aZ y0u. Plus, those sysops for H/P/A boards
are all snobs anyway.
Now you got the writerZ, you got the Distr0Z, is there anything else
that I forgot? Wait, let's do a test to see how ELITE you think you are.
Go on and guess what you think our RaD group needZ STI11*:
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