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Bike lock madness 4

  1. #1
    This is the highest numbered and most current bike lock madness. It will be released for xbox360 and Nintendo switch.

    My scam is I always crack the codes on the bike locks and return them to value village for a refund I have made over 30 dollars doing this and now I'm CEO of my own side hustle
  2. #2
    Value Village doesn't give refunds...all sales are final.
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    I don't crack the codes, I buy them new and you're totally undermining what the spirit of orthodox bike lock madness is.

    LOCK IT UP AND SHUT IT DOWN

    we're NOT stealing from people, we're helping them. Oh you have a nice car, now you have a nice car and a new bike lock. Oh wow very expensive bicycle in the middle of a walking trail hooked to a tree, time to help them double secure it and give them a new lock, oh you like to lock your doors at night, you'll love having two locks on your door, thanks to me!

    WE LOCK IT UP AND SHUT IT DOWN

    Not cracking codes or picking keys, that's for other shit, bike lock madness is an altruistic method of making the world a much better place by helping people be better secured with their nice belongings.
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  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    double safe
  5. #5
    jerryb African Astronaut
    It takes a real man to look after the welfare of total strangers. The world doesn't deserve you Mr. Bradley.
  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    I'm aware, but I'm here. I'd like to express myself similar to Jesus Christ but I aint the nigga to cross. I think I said such last night.

    I love helping people, I steal these fatass locks out this one spot I got that got everything locked up but mid shift they leave the thing swinging, these some fatass locks, I tried to break one for fun, and was unsuccessful I broke my second best set of bolt cutters, and my boy had to bring an angle grinder cuz you know me, 100% confidence, I tried picking it and man that's some difficult shit, here's the other one I stole, not yet clicked in on someone's shit.



    I got two more other than the one I destroyetd seeing this shit is really impenetrable.
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    I think they're six or seven cylinder locks with 2 off jumps (Not sure what the term for it is in english) basically misweighed pins that cause a lot of confusion, i can get through the first misjump (which is at the second pin) and the last one's at the 6th, this is extremely problematic, beacuse you have the first misjump pin continuously falling if you let go of the tension bar in the slightest, so you bump the first, the second is a misjump, ok no problem, i can click the third, the fourth the fifth, but that sixth motherfucker requires jugging/jiggin' and if you mess up the other 5 reset and you gotta go bump the first one to the first position, the second to a jugger posititon without feeling, you just manage to push it in farther, once you get to the six they have (I think, I haven't ripped one of them apart yet) a double jump, and bro that's fuckin difficult trying to carry two double pins all the way up. But I'll get it, I promise.
  8. #8
    Bradley Black Hole
    i haven't got past six but I know they're not 8 pin locks, i googled that much.
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    Most difficult locks I've ever done, gonna keep playing with them until I get it.
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    So fuck your bike lock madness 4, that don't start till 2024, fuck your highlights, nigga you can't pick a lock, you're talking about stealing shit, you don't understand the Holy Word where WE'RE LOCKING SHIT UP AND SHUTTING SHIT DOWN

    Lacking the ability to comprehend this basic matter means you're off the team and should stop using MY HOLIDAY for your own twisted intentions.
  11. #11
    jerryb African Astronaut
    One of my boys into lock picking, he's pretty good at it. Most locks a good couple hits with a sledge hammer will open them up. Sometimes we would get cars from auction without keys, usually a big pair of channel lock pliers and working it back and forth will get them to turn.
  12. #12
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 This is the highest numbered and most current bike lock madness. It will be released for xbox360 and Nintendo switch.

    My scam is I always crack the codes on the bike locks and return them to value village for a refund I have made over 30 dollars doing this and now I'm CEO of my own side hustle

    someone gonna make their own Youtube Tutorial I see.

    just find a can of freaon and a sledge hammer and that thing is toast
  13. #13
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb One of my boys into lock picking, he's pretty good at it. Most locks a good couple hits with a sledge hammer will open them up. Sometimes we would get cars from auction without keys, usually a big pair of channel lock pliers and working it back and forth will get them to turn.

    I got into trouble as a teen when I left my last class on the last day of 7th grade. the friend of mine was near the bike stand area and he said he lost his key (0r combination.. i forget which) and another dude said "i can get it open with a flathead screwdriver" and told me to run to the wood shop and grab one. so I did. I grabbed a phillips instead and he goes, NO a Flathead. so i went back and they popped it open by then

    turns out, it belonged to another kid I knew and I ended up going to Juvie but the guy who said I did this was the guy who popped the lock open who told me to go get a flat-head.

    I lost a friend and his mom hated me from then on. this has happened to me several times. I have been the victim of blame game. it really is about how rich your family is or how high up the respect ladder or what fraternity they belonged to in the day. still is just less white run.

    same bullshit though.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Pete Green someone gonna make their own Youtube Tutorial I see.

    just find a can of freaon and a sledge hammer and that thing is toast

    All I found was prince Albert will that work

    Also coodent you just put shaving cream on the lock and shave it for a long time until it's gone, woodent that work??
  15. #15
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 All I found was prince Albert will that work

    :|

    let him out of the can
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