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I DARE you, Hollywood, make me an offer!
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2023-07-14 at 3:22 AM UTCI’ll put in for understudies and put the stars into shelters
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2023-07-14 at 3:30 AM UTCUNDERSTUDIES INTO THE SMELTERS
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2023-07-14 at 3:33 AM UTCYour mashes sister
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2023-07-14 at 3:38 AM UTCsay that one more time and I’ll make sure you never work in this town again!
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2023-07-14 at 3:39 AM UTCZanick announces formation of new NGO today, with plans to end homelessness in California's biggest city by harnessing a natural, renewable, hybrid solar/fusion energy source. This is intended to be a pilot program, with the goal of expanding to San Francisco if successful at reducing homelessness in LA. When questioned about what effects this proposed campaign might have on surrounding neighborhoods Zanick did not offer an answer, opting instead to begin pointing toward the sky and voicelessly screeching the Old Tongues, which were thought long forgotten by Man until today.
In unrelated news, astrophysicists are scratching their heads! Recent observations from the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) indicate that the stars are closer than previously thought. Sadly, we here at the Compton Gazette are currently without a science reporter on staff (RIP Ty'travius Rondell-Williams, you're gone too soon, your boys in the LBC miss you), and so were unable to decipher just what these men were trying to tell us as they rambled about how it's "impossible" for the "red shift" to "disappear", nor did we understand the exasperated looks of terror on their faces when they tried to explain to us that it had "gone blue". -
2023-07-14 at 3:40 AM UTC
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2023-07-14 at 3:43 AM UTCno way, dude, I’m undercover
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2023-07-14 at 3:45 AM UTC
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2023-07-14 at 3:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai Zanick announces formation of new NGO today, with plans to end homelessness in California's biggest city by harnessing a natural, renewable, hybrid solar/fusion energy source. This is intended to be a pilot program, with the goal of expanding to San Francisco if successful at reducing homelessness in LA. When questioned about what effects this proposed campaign might have on surrounding neighborhoods Zanick did not offer an answer, opting instead to begin pointing toward the sky and voicelessly screeching the Old Tongues, which were thought long forgotten by Man until today.
In unrelated news, astrophysicists are scratching their heads! Recent observations from the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) indicate that the stars are closer than previously thought. Sadly, we here at the Compton Gazette are currently without a science reporter on staff (RIP Ty'travius Rondell-Williams, you're gone too soon, your boys in the LBC miss you), and so were unable to decipher just what these men were trying to tell us as they rambled about how it's "impossible" for the "red shift" to "disappear", nor did we understand the exasperated looks of terror on their faces when they tried to explain to us that it had "gone blue".
Here’s a quote for unionizing parents with kids: Kabbalah energies will not protect them any longer!
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2023-07-14 at 7:42 AM UTC
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2023-07-14 at 7:42 AM UTCSTRIKE!
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2023-07-14 at 7:45 AM UTC
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2023-07-14 at 9:05 AM UTCremember when u could give zok 50$ and you would get a gold star next to your name? Zanick had one and I always knew he was a star.
To my knowledge 7 people donated total.
