2023-07-13 at 3:35 PM UTC
A lot of retired guys when I was in the navy did that. They lived like kings on their retirement and the bar was mainly for fun.
2023-07-13 at 4:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
Open a small bar around Subic Bay with hoes and trannies for all the horny sailors.
or he could become an english teacher there and in 5 years authority is going to kick down his door and discover plenty of ... you know the thing.
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2023-07-13 at 8:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
What's the plan for today Bradders? what's on your "todo" list.
well i work tonight, so not too much, probably gonna buy a little weed or tweak, gonna roll up a couple joints or do a fatass line of meth before I go in depending on who calls back first. I already had my sushi and matzo soup, i'm gonna make broccoli & cream of mushroom soup in a casserole with noodles and two cups of mixed vegetables. I'll make that at 9pm if my roommate is hungry or if I get some weed, but if I get tweak I'll probably cook that shit at 630 when I get home.
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2023-07-13 at 8:57 PM UTC
i napped for a couple hours but I woke up to my roommate bitching in the kitchen on his phone and once I'm up I'm fucking up, and then he tells me to go back to sleep as I'm bitching at him in broken spanish about being respectful and not shouting in the fucking kitchen after I get off work, drink a beer, and go to sleep.
nigga was bitching because someone owes him money (For what?) and won't pay him, he won't tell me why he owes money and i expect it's prostitution/drug related, so now the guys gonna bring either me a bag of weed or him some tweak since money the possibilities.
my gaming controller has a sliding/dragging control on the right from me ramming it as hard as I can whenever I'm being shot at, so I bought the same controller, will complain that my new one is all fucked up and drags on the right stick, wipe it down with rubbing alcohol/make it look new, and I"mma send that bitch back so I got two controllers so my roommate and I can play like 1980s/1990s games like in the arcade that he likes.
One time I handed him the controller and put it on Arkinoid and left, figuring he would play it for a little and get tired of it, this motherfucker don't speak any english and figured out how to put in a code for unlimited lives, when I came back from work 9 hours later (I walk around for awhile before and after work, drinking and eating chips I stole from work as a form of relaxation) and I come back and this nigga was tweakin like a motherfucker on level 9001, the ball just shoots at you but unlimited tries is unlimited tries. He's 61 and was so proud and said he's never been so good at video games.
So I figure a second controller will be fun for us.
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2023-07-13 at 9:01 PM UTC
I have a rule where we don't take pictures of each other at any time, so I can't show you what he looks like but imagine a grumpy old hispanic man with a beer belly and nudist fantasies, kinda looks like a sweet potato with human features, I love him and we argue, but at the end of the day, he's my friend.
2023-07-13 at 9:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Infinityshockrates
27 lines
They all make sense.
They’re all worth reading.
They haven’t been posted 20 times.
Actually surprised you can count all the way to 27.
Carry on
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