Weighing up the idea of dropping of a tin of of spam to the mosque for the fun of it...

1. 2023-07-13 at 8:51 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I dunno guys it seems the negative consequences outweigh the positives but it's one of those intrusive thoughts I can't get rid of...
   
   It's classed as as a hate crime here in England, infact there was this dude who put bacon on door handles and they gave him a couple of years and they basically fed him to the muslims and he topped himself (I think Mogadishu mike got to him personally)
   
   Maybe if I put the health benefits they're missing out on in with the tin of spam or someshit
   
   Maybe it'll start a racewar or a pushback against the migration both illegal and not (the UK is being overrun at the moment)
   
   Really I just want to do it as a social experiment to see if anything will actually come of it.
   
   I know it's sounds pretty edgey or whatever, but I'm unemployed and wanting to test the boundaries of my probation as well and too see if the courts have anything to say.
   
   Also I took a high dose of Crouton this morning and drank some strong coffee so that's probably why it sound like a good idea.
   
   Thoughts?
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2. 2023-07-13 at 8:55 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Yeah sounds kinda retarded broski, about the equivalent of spray painting a swastika on a synagogue.
   
   Huge risk for nothing.
3. 2023-07-13 at 8:56 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   u can take the same can and dice it, with onions, garlic and some sliced potatos and fry it, maybe add ina little teryaki/chinese sauce adn broccoli.
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4. 2023-07-13 at 8:58 AM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Spam is made from the leftovers of aborted fetuses
5. 2023-07-13 at 8:59 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   pretty sure its' mechanically seperated pork
6. 2023-07-13 at 9:08 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Bradley u can take the same can and dice it, with onions, garlic and some sliced potatos and fry it, maybe add ina little teryaki/chinese sauce adn broccoli.

   
   That's one of my go to lazy meals at the moment throw it all in a tortilla, put some frozen peppers in there bit of jalapeño
   
   Yeh it does sound a bit of a stupid idea come to think of it.
7. 2023-07-13 at 9:12 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Why not spit on them in public and then deny you spit on them? Works best with 3-4 men and 1 spitter where the guy doesn't know how to blame.
8. 2023-07-13 at 9:24 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Bradley Why not spit on them in public and then deny you spit on them? Works best with 3-4 men and 1 spitter where the guy doesn't know how to blame.

   
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Bradley Why not spit on them in public and then deny you spit on them? Works best with 3-4 men and 1 spitter where the guy doesn't know how to blame.

   
   Spitting is for vagrants, if I was going to that far I might aswell just throw a bucket of piss over them.
   
   
   One of thing I've always found with muslims(possibly a lot of people of colour, males really) aswell is that if your standing in a queue they refuse to stand directly behind you they'll purposely stand off out of the queue as if they refuse to stand behind a non believer or someshit.
   
   Weird people, I'm definitely not imagining it and it's not as if I don't shower they are just arrogant bastards I think.
9. 2023-07-13 at 9:27 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   yeah blacks here to do that too. the hispanics don't, they talk to me, smile, are generally happy. Blacks won't even line up with other blacks, they all just crowd around my cube but I guess they have some primal since of hierarchy, so I'll have like 4 blacks just talking and chopping it up because I have air conditioning set on MAX and outside it's 100 so I kinda don't give a fuck as long as they don't want to talk to me, receive /loans or steal everything.
   
   So you'll have 4 of these 18-25 year olds and some 40 year old chubby black guy comes in, he does their gang handshake, and 3 of them are still in a line and he'll say one thing and walk past them, pays, and then the next one.
   
   Part of me is thinking did he just skip yall but i don't say shit about their culture.
10. 2023-07-13 at 9:29 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Instigator Spitting is for vagrants, if I was going to that far I might aswell just throw a bucket of piss over them.
    
    
    One of thing I've always found with muslims(possibly a lot of people of colour, males really) aswell is that if your standing in a queue they refuse to stand directly behind you they'll purposely stand off out of the queue as if they refuse to stand behind a non believer or someshit.
    
    Weird people, I'm definitely not imagining it and it's not as if I don't shower they are just arrogant bastards I think.

    
    also, I have hurled spit and piss on many people, I Havne't used shit, but I Would without hesitation.
11. 2023-07-13 at 12:41 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    it is very immoral to fumigate mosques with lard oil with contraption such as this.
    
    
    
    please dont do it.
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