this is the funniest shit ever

1. 2023-07-11 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   read the fourth page of the linked pdf file indictment document:
   https://www.wfsb.com/2023/05/03/man-accused-kidnapping-13-year-old-girl-bringing-her-hotel/
   
   she agreed to fucking wear a tail plug lol.
2. 2023-07-11 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #2
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   i never even knew such a thing exists. imagine a 13 yr old with a tail getting fucked in a motel lol on edibles.
3. 2023-07-11 at 12:23 PM UTC

   #3
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   This is seirously gold but maybe its cause im high im laughing so hard:
   
   "uhh idk wat u bringing?"
   
   his reply:
   
   "Not much. Edibles, tail, maybe some sex toys and maybe a virbrtor"
4. 2023-07-11 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   crazy as fuck if you keep reading:
   
   "the victim was possibly sodomized with a sharpie marker"
   
   why the hell would you use a marker and not your own dick so you can feel inside it?
5. 2023-07-11 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #5
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   "He was giving me head" when asked what that means "he was licking my clit."
   
   I cant fucking believe the cop[s in usa released this document to the media.
6. 2023-07-11 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #6
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   it sounds actually like they had a lot of fun and what fucked it up is he got nervous due to her age and ended it and thats why she started revealing shit about the incident or their relations to her mom caus ehe broke up with her.