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So Lanny's first-ever girlfriend came in the form of a fat, white-trash Alabama redneck that he met on NIS?

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT I coulda fucked em all son,, I turned down more pussy than you ever got

    I fucked Maria, Tara and Sherri. Who did you turn down?
  2. #22
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    every fukin one of them over 24 that wanted to get to know me and at least 4 under 24 that that I could have but didnt. I cant tell the names tho cuz they didnt matter enough to remember
  3. #23
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung I fucked Maria, Tara and Sherri. Who did you turn down?

    I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire …
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  4. #24
    cause you be dry as a block of coal ?
  5. #25
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny I’m so glad you’re posting I’m bout to follow you like a lost dog
  6. #26
    jerryb African Astronaut
    LOL Wellhung making fun of people from Alabama. Seriously bro you steal breakfast from hotels and didn't you live in your car last summer. I'm a TN redneck hillbilly working stiff that owns a 4br house, garage with apartment on top and 5 acres in the country all paid for.
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  7. #27
    I live in my car, every day I just drive, man. Looking for Lil stumpy everywhere that I go , always checking around the dumpsters

    I'm the road warrior he is the walrus

    One day I'm going to see him there in the bushes
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  8. #28
    I live in Vinny's head...it's pretty fucking roomy in there too.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Is everyone doing okay for a Monday?
  10. #30
    jerryb African Astronaut
    May take a minute for Vinny to show up, he's busy stalking Candy on another thread.
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  11. #31
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I live in Vinny's head…it's pretty fucking roomy in there too.

    I may need to move. I’m currently residing in Scrons head but it’s getting clogged up with a bunch of meaningless shit….I think he’s a hoarder

  12. #32
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I live in Vinny's head…it's pretty fucking roomy in there too.

    oh look.

    theres the key to you're head in muh pocket.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by WellHung Frala and Polecat thought they were e-besties with Boss babe…but Bossbabe dropped Frala & Polecat like bad habits.

    e-besties
    Originally posted by Haxxor I may need to move. I’m currently residing in Scrons head but it’s getting clogged up with a bunch of meaningless shit….I think he’s a hoarder

    12-08-22

  14. #34
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung Frala and Polecat thought they were e-besties with Boss babe…but Bossbabe dropped Frala & Polecat like bad habits.

    DUDE! need I remind you I fought that #@*% bitch for 2 years like she was the devil herself,, she was never a friend she was a nemesis
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  15. #35
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny oh look.

    theres the key to you're head in muh pocket.

    wow great comeback kid, stay in school.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson wow great comeback kid, stay in school.

    seen a mirrorr lately ?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny seen a mirrorr lately ?



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson wow great comeback kid, stay in school.
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by jerryb LOL Wellhung making fun of people from Alabama. Seriously bro you steal breakfast from hotels and didn't you live in your car last summer. I'm a TN redneck hillbilly working stiff that owns a 4br house, garage with apartment on top and 5 acres in the country all paid for.

    Not bad.
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  19. #39
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny seen a mirrorr lately ?
  20. #40
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung 🤣😅😂

    ZING!

    Frala

    1)There is the serious World

    2) is schoolyard Bravado/Bravada against the raging feminist you are.

    how will this play out in NIS
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