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I was attacked right now by a teenage girl and her posse

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im not joking this is real guys.
  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the same girl the one i mentioned the white polish trash chick liekd tall 16-17 yrs old i was assaulted some dude also tried to fight me she backec him down i told her i think your cute but just leave me alone.
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she ran up at me out of the blue.
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    Originally posted by Wariat im not joking this is real guys.



    Originally posted by Wariat the same girl the one i mentioned the white polish trash chick liekd tall 16-17 yrs old i was assaulted some dude also tried to fight me she backec him down i told her i think your cute but just leave me alone.



    Originally posted by Wariat she ran up at me out of the blue.

    da lesbian mafia running up ya blokc wooop woooop wooop

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man The reason this madness was allowed to go on was because there were cops everywhere pulling people over, driving around, standing around talking to people. I saw one cop car with flashing lights pulling over a guy with on a bike.
    The homeless junkies are doing their thing and there are children and families walking around and NOBODY CARED!!. Then I turn into this dark alley and get robbed by the lesbian Mafia!,the white girl mob!.

    3 lesbians armed with knives tried to pull a fast one on me but I was prepared with my bag of tricks. I pulled out q box of Bundy and proceeded to chug the entire thing right there and threw the packaging at them. So I went home and trolled their facebooks with meth pics saying "where u at? ?Missing the party" It was that girl that kept running from me before and always asks "WHERES MY CRACK AT?!" I always say 'Same place as always its between ur ass.'

    Every time I try to hang out With this girl & give her free dope she chimps out and I stay up all night getting high alone.

    Fucking heads
  5. #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Did you cum?
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  6. #6
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    You could just embrace masochism and antagonize 16 year olds into beating you for your sexual pleasure.
  7. #7
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmfao @ Wario being beaten to a pulp while telling them they’re cute
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  8. #8
    I have literally done this exact thing before.. it was SEXY
  9. #9
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    WoW a wariat fred that's actually funny.

    Welcome to clown world.


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  10. #10
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat im not joking this is real guys.

    You know what, Wariat. You're just full of BS stories. Buy an inexpensive pen-video camera or keep your phone on when you speak to these people and post it on Youtube. you just post it as non adult material but instead of private or public. post it as unlinked or whatever the optional setting is of the three. then link it here.

    I want to see these events so we can actualy cringe knowing your'e the real deal
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Pete Green You know what, Wariat. You're just full of BS stories. Buy an inexpensive pen-video camera or keep your phone on when you speak to these people and post it on Youtube. you just post it as non adult material but instead of private or public. post it as unlinked or whatever the optional setting is of the three. then link it here.

    I want to see these events so we can actualy cringe knowing your'e the real deal

    yo're full of BS stories and your avatar sucks, kill yourself you unfunny simp fagot
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i think she wanted me or some shit. like she rna in front of me to talk shit to me but with a smile than some simp or beta cufk tried to sucker hit me form behind later nwd she sorpped him and i left.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what happened was i was returning from the ukrianian club and all of a sudden this girl runs in front of me and tlaks shit calls me a fucker or some polish slang word bitch and i call her a hooker and like she tries to hit me than some dude from behind the head and i have a cur behind my ear. she like srops him or whatever wnd smiles and i say you are cut egorgeous whatever but leave me alone and leave.
  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i still csnt tell if she confronted me because she finds me attractive or because she hates me.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i sort of fucke dup i could have probably gor laid if i played it right. shes also 16 maybe 17. shes like polish white trash chick pathology but good body and young. i met her st thst futurysta club priginally where the 16 yr olds went wnd those tow pimps.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she also recofnizes me in town and had like a baby with her not sure if it was hers and told this other chick oh it shim or oh my gosh or some shit when she w
    saw me once.
  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i knew if i turned wnd fouht the guy id be jumped probably.
  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i should have like invited her over or something but instead i was like leave me alone.
  19. #19
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Next time get on all fours and cheawse them like a doge
  20. #20
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Wariat i knew if i turned wnd fouht the guy id be jumped probably.

    Make love, not war. You should

    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates get on all fours … like a doge

    and present ur booty hole to him next time.
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