One-liners Thread

1. 2017-05-25 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Penis is a dick best served hard
2. 2017-05-25 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Bitches ain't shit but some hoes and some tricks.
3. 2017-05-25 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #3
   RestStop Space Nigga
   "We don't love them hoes" - Snoop Dogg, 1994
4. 2017-05-25 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Dad?
5. 2017-05-25 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got your one liner right here buddy.
   
   
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6. 2017-05-25 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #6
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I got your one liner right here buddy.
   
   

   
   That's usually a two liner when I'm doing it nahhmean?
7. 2017-05-25 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #7
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   no mods no managers
8. 2017-05-25 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #8
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Hero to zero in 2 seconds.
9. 2017-05-25 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #9
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Butt connector my dick your ass.
10. 2017-05-25 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #10
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    poppin pills liek i hear voices
11. 2017-05-25 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #11
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    sh
12. 2017-05-25 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #12
    RestStop Space Nigga
    "I got 5 on it" - Abraham Lincoln
13. 2017-05-25 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm vegan.
14. 2017-05-25 at 9:09 AM UTC

    #14
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    "I don't give a fuck about your safe word"
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-05-25 at 11:31 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "It's just been revoked"
16. 2017-05-25 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #16
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No.