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When I was a school I couldn't breathe properly and mu co-ordination was a bit shit so I didn't play the recorder

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I'm talking aged 10

    I played the zylophone

    I think that's where all this trouble started. Everyone else playing the recorder and I'm the spastic kid playing the zylophone

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorder_(musical_instrument)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marimba


    And we used to play song like this and perform them in front of people
    https://youtu.be/xY24sAfIzXo


    It's like the American version of the guy with the twirly stick who throws it up on the air and catchy it. Or the fat dude at the back crashing the oversized cymbals.


    What spastic instrument u good at playing? I'm not a spastic these days I can play some pretty decent drum solos like Phil collins on my kitchen counter tops
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    xylophone is way cooler than the recorder even if it is more retarded
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    aldra enjoy playing father peters rscoder
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I NEVER PLAYED THE MAGIC FLUTE
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    its ok, your in a safe space now
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there are no safe spaces
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    real man makes every space safe
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    My grandpa burnt his nipples off with patriotic roman candles now he's chest is smoother
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
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    Originally posted by Meikai oh

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    Yeah playing the recorder was homosexuality announced in my school.
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    how frequent did you announce yours.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    actually haven't thought about this for a long time, but our music teacher had some kind of mental breakdown

    I don't really know what it was about, but she disappeared into the back room to take a phone call halfway through class one day

    she was in there for like half an hour so of course the class got rowdy, I remember we were throwing shit around and whacking each other with instruments and equipment, she came out in tears and yelled something, I think it was "YOU FUCKING AAAAAANIMALSSS!", then left and I don't think we ever saw her again

    music class got cut until they found a new teacher and by that point it wasn't mandatory anymore
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    The Animals was a great group..that's quite the compliment.

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    aldras childhood was so eventful
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I can play the recorder, 5 piece standard drum set, I do a lot of percussion as a child, and then because I am a weeb I learned how to play the Orcarina when no one was looking.

    I'm also super good at the rain stick.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I also know how to play the Ukulele 5 string.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I fucked like half the men in band class tho
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    Bradley Florida Man
    u gotta be a straight up dumbfuck to not know how to play a single instrument, it's part of being alive bruuuuuuuuh

    I'm also a soundcloud rapper in my momma basement.
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    ukulele is just guitar lite.

    and we been thru about people who consume lite stuffs.
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