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News July 5th

  1. 2023-07-05 at 7:35 PM UTC
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Waiting to see all of the reports of finger-tips and nipples being blown off from misuse of fireworks.

    Every year. multiple people losing nipples and finger-tips
  2. 2023-07-05 at 7:39 PM UTC
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    That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm Tuskegee Airman
    MY neighbors are having a discussion on reddit about how it was sooooooo bad to set off fireworks and it scared the dogs THERE'S A FIRE BAN AND MUNICIPAL BAN JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW

    it was some random people outside I bet that don't even live here lawl fucking bitch to all of us , GET OVER IT SNOWFLAKE!!!
  3. 2023-07-05 at 8:19 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Fireworks are for five year olds...just the facts ma'am
  4. 2023-07-05 at 8:24 PM UTC
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Nipples being blown off? That happened?
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  5. 2023-07-05 at 8:25 PM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    I lost mine last night
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  6. 2023-07-05 at 8:25 PM UTC
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You have to clarify. Nipples? Fingers? Both?
  7. 2023-07-05 at 8:27 PM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    All of them fingers ..nipples and a few toes
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  8. 2023-07-05 at 8:30 PM UTC
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Maybe someone here is nice enough to donate their body parts. I’d have offered, but I actually think my hands and feet look nice. I wouldn’t want to alter them.
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  9. 2023-07-05 at 8:32 PM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Can I borrow a few of your toes until mine get delivered …

    I’ll dry clean them before I give them back
  10. 2023-07-05 at 8:34 PM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fireworks are for five year olds…just the facts ma'am

    um, I reckon you just aint growed up with the right folks,, as we age the fireworks get bigger.

    our bottle rockets were 2' ling and the wiz bangs were 3" mortars 5" mortars and a few 6" mortars and the fire crackers were bigger than a big cigar.
    we blew off $1200 last night
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  11. 2023-07-05 at 8:40 PM UTC
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT um, I reckon you just aint growed up with the right folks,, as we age the fireworks get bigger.

    our bottle rockets were 2' ling and the wiz bangs were 3" mortars 5" mortars and a few 6" mortars and the fire crackers were bigger than a big cigar.
    we blew off $1200 last night

    That's fucking stupid
  12. 2023-07-05 at 8:43 PM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    At the firework factory ..those people had carts full..

    I had a quarter of my cart full and spent over $100 ..I know those people had to spend at least $1000 and up

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  13. 2023-07-05 at 8:49 PM UTC
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 That's fucking stupid

    its called the pursuit of happiness
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  14. 2023-07-05 at 8:52 PM UTC
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein At the firework factory ..those people had carts full..

    I had a quarter of my cart full and spent over $100 ..I know those people had to spend at least $1000 and up


    At least they're consuming a Chinese product? Ig that's one positive thing about it.
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  15. 2023-07-05 at 8:54 PM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Fireworks are as American as Apple pie…gotta get with it or get lost
  16. 2023-07-05 at 8:57 PM UTC
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Fireworks are as American as Apple pie…gotta get with it or get lost

    I hope the CPC is using it all to build hypersonic missiles. One day they'll put on a real fireworks display in Washington.
  17. 2023-07-05 at 9:01 PM UTC
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    *inserts fireworks fails from America’s funniest home videos the good series from when it was hosted by the guy from full house*
  18. 2023-07-05 at 9:53 PM UTC
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Can I borrow a few of your toes until mine get delivered …

    I’ll dry clean them before I give them back

    I wont loan my nipples to you but I can buy some nipple covers off of temu

    buying like a billionaire
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  19. 2023-07-05 at 9:54 PM UTC
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Nipples being blown off? That happened?

    Yes Michael. Every year a nipple or two is mutilated by an angry firework
  20. 2023-07-05 at 9:58 PM UTC
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green Yes Michael. Every year a nipple or two is mutilated by an angry firework

    To blow anything off it has to be enclosed. You can light firecrackers on your open hand all day.
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