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Joey and Donnie Fucked You -- a short story by Bulme E. MoPheax

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Joey and Donnie Fucked You
    by Bulme E. MoPheax

    "Sir, this is an emergency room. You can only be admitted in here if you need critical care."

    This nurse was speaking down to me. Even though she called me sir, I knew she wanted to throw me out. She looked like she was disgusted by the fact that I was even allowed indoors.

    I stood up to her, saying, "I will have you know that I was traumatically and violently fucked without any consent. They fucked me into submission, right in my own home, then kicked me out to the curb and proceeded to lie on the bed naked and smoke their cigarette while ordering a bunch of On Demand bullshit that I now have to pay for."

    "I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Get out of here now, or I will call the police," she replied, not acknowledging a word I say to her.

    I got mad. "Stupid bitch. Joey and Donnie fucked me and they'll fuck you too."

    Now she knew. "Oh, no. Those guys... Well, sir, if you want to know the truth... I misjudged you. You were right all along. Those men... They fucked me too."

    /end
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    i dont get it
  3. #3
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Happy Holiday Bummy ..
    :)
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Superb storytelling
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    wait till you see where and how harry will fuck you,

    shes gonna fuck you in your newly reconstructed vagina.
  6. #6
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting i dont get it

    Joe Biden Donald Trump fucked us and left us asses bleeding



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wait till you see where and how harry will fuck you,

    shes gonna fuck you in your newly reconstructed vagina.

    Meanwhile you guys are getting fucked over a Jin PingPong table.

    On a serious note I don't think Biden will hand over the presidency to Koala Bearis. He is already a ghostman probably died several times and is not capable of death unless you cast Life on him like in Final Fantasy with them zombie type mothafuckers.

    Maybe Koala Bearis will get elected after Joey Bisexual's term is up but it's more likely Hillary Clitbutt's fatass will run again just because.
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Happy Holiday Bummy ..
    :)

    Isn't it wonderful? A day we all love and celebrate being American, and also hate those who attempt to lead us but fail miserably. This nation is second to none don't get me wrong but our presidents are like a car full of clowns they keep comin out and you're like wow so many of em how do they fit all of em in there??
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    Originally posted by BummyMofo On a serious note I don't think Biden will hand over the presidency to Koala Bearis. He is already a ghostman probably died several times and is not capable of death unless you cast Life on him like in Final Fantasy with them zombie type mothafuckers.

    Maybe Koala Bearis will get elected after Joey Bisexual's term is up but it's more likely Hillary Clitbutt's fatass will run again just because.

    harry will be the next in line should joey tripped and fell into a state of comatose.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Isn't it wonderful? A day we all love and celebrate being American, and also hate those who attempt to lead us but fail miserably. This nation is second to none don't get me wrong but our presidents are like a car full of clowns they keep comin out and you're like wow so many of em how do they fit all of em in there??

    😭💖😂
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