2023-07-02 at 10:49 PM UTC
I often get asked why I smoke Cigars.
I like to begin with a few facts since the person asking is almost always a very average individual.
Like a sheep asking a Lion why it eats meat.
I never smoked a single Cigar until I was already 4x kickboxing world champion.
I didn't smoke a single Cigar until I was already a millionaire.
I had already beaten the game of life.
At such a young age I’ve achieved more than 99.9% of men will have achieved on their deathbeds.
I do not recommend Cigars to any of you. Most of you aren’t ready.
Cigars will make you weaker.
BUT.
There is a very specific reason I smoke Cigars.
That reason is the bedrock of my philosophy.
Cigars make me stronger.
Everything I do makes me stronger.
There is no activity I undertake that weakens me.
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2023-07-02 at 10:55 PM UTC
Fascinating. I smoke cigars because they're phallic. Also the color, on top of their phallic nature? Cigars were made for me.
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2023-07-03 at 12:56 PM UTC
I like my cigars with weed inside them
2023-07-03 at 10:52 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
I often get asked why I smoke Cigars.
I like to begin with a few facts since the person asking is almost always a very average individual.
Like a sheep asking a Lion why it eats meat.
I never smoked a single Cigar until I was already 4x kickboxing world champion.
I didn't smoke a single Cigar until I was already a millionaire.
I had already beaten the game of life.
At such a young age I’ve achieved more than 99.9% of men will have achieved on their deathbeds.
I do not recommend Cigars to any of you. Most of you aren’t ready.
Cigars will make you weaker.
BUT.
There is a very specific reason I smoke Cigars.
That reason is the bedrock of my philosophy.
Cigars make me stronger.
Everything I do makes me stronger.
There is no activity I undertake that weakens me.
Man I actually came to this thread to try to shoehorn an Andrew T8 reference but that's the whole thread
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2023-07-03 at 10:57 PM UTC
I smoke a pipe and wear neon green-lensed glasses.
2023-07-03 at 11:14 PM UTC
I smoke non menthol 100 cigarettes.
People ask me why.
Idk what to say.
