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A big difference between your stomach and your testes is...while your stomach always wants to be full, your testes always want to be empty...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, and if your testes are always empty... it won't be quite as easy to tempt thee.
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    WellHung Black Hole
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    WellHung Black Hole
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    WellHung Black Hole
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    WellHung Black Hole
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Women want to steal seed and Ol' Sneed don't take too kindly to shoplifters which is why my testes don't exist. I am completely free of temptation now. I am a monk. I am spiritually powerful. I am one with the tao. Anima and animus both flow through me. My meridians channel qi with an efficiency unseen in 3000 years. I have touched the very essence of creation and felt the Heavens resonating from within. Every action I take is in accordance with the Heavens and their dictates. I am free will and the lack thereof personified.I change and I am fleeting, but in this I am unchanging and eternal. The taijitu, the double ouroboros. What we bite from one another is within us.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Women want to steal seed and Ol' Sneed don't take too kindly to shoplifters which is why my testes don't exist. I am completely free of temptation now. I am a monk. I am spiritually powerful. I am one with the tao. Anima and animus both flow through me. My meridians channel qi with an efficiency unseen in 3000 years. I have touched the very essence of creation and felt the Heavens resonating from within. Every action I take is in accordance with the Heavens and their dictates. I am free will and the lack thereof personified.I change and I am fleeting, but in this I am unchanging and eternal. The taijitu, the double ouroboros. What we bite from one another is within us.

    You are a moving & powerful orator who will always have an audience member, in myself.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by WellHung You are a moving & powerful orator who will always have an audience member, in myself.

    That's probably the politest way anybody has been called a schizophrenic in the history of forever.
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    So what if you filled your stomach with the contents of your testes...two birds one stone?
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Meikai Women want to steal seed and Ol' Sneed don't take too kindly to shoplifters which is why my testes don't exist. I am completely free of temptation now. I am a monk. I am spiritually powerful. I am one with the tao. Anima and animus both flow through me. My meridians channel qi with an efficiency unseen in 3000 years. I have touched the very essence of creation and felt the Heavens resonating from within. Every action I take is in accordance with the Heavens and their dictates. I am free will and the lack thereof personified.I change and I am fleeting, but in this I am unchanging and eternal. The taijitu, the double ouroboros. What we bite from one another is within us.

    Ya i bet white liquid comes out of your animus too
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Lkj
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    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Yo detective wellhung we got a case. The case of ELLARIA SAND and her crusty sandy gaped pussy. Wanna help me crack the case like you did with the candyrein thing??? I think I uncovered some DEEP DEALINGS about "DGD nutters" which I don't know much about.

    Please regale us in a thread with your musings on this, I beg you brother Matt you and jigga might be blessed chosen ones of DH to help bring about a GOLDEN AGE!!!!
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