Even though I keep napkins in my nightstand , after I ejaculate on myself, I typically go into the kitchen and use a paper towel to clean up...

1. 2023-07-02 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, I prefer to lay down in bed and nut all over myself...rather than sit up and ejaculate into a cup.
2. 2023-07-02 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Jacking off over the toilet is my preferred method. or if you lay down, just put ur cock through the leg hole of a pair of boxers and its like a cum bib.
3. 2023-07-02 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Jacking off over the toilet is my preferred method. or if you lay down, just put ur cock through the leg hole of a pair of boxers and its like a cum bib.

   
   😅
4. 2023-07-02 at 2:20 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   How about having sex w a girl?……..oh wait
5. 2023-07-02 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Your emptiness greatly exaggerates the pleasure of an orgasm, and that of being high or tipsy.
6. 2023-07-02 at 2:46 PM UTC

   #6
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Jacking off over the toilet is my preferred method. or if you lay down, just put ur cock through the leg hole of a pair of boxers and its like a cum bib.

   
   Unless you can shoot and spray with the best of them. Then other precautionary measures need to be taken.
7. 2023-07-02 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
   "after I ejaculate on myself" lmao
8. 2023-07-02 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #8
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Infinityshockrates "after I ejaculate on myself" lmao

   
   Cute, huh?
9. 2023-07-03 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #9
   WellHung Black Hole
   Bv
10. 2023-07-03 at 4:47 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Socks are washable...Lets try to be more Earth friendly folks and blow your load in a sock rather than disposable paper squares.