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My wife's birthday is tomorrow. What do I get her?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Post suggestions
  2. #2
    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    another mans cum to raise
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    Flowers, take her out for a few drinks and a steak dinner and present her with a locket with a pic of you both in it while at the dinner.

    Then head home, enjoy a late night glass of wine and then produce the penis with a glow in the dark cock ring on it.
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Flowers, take her out for a few drinks and a steak dinner and present her with a locket with a pic of you both in it while at the dinner.

    Then head home, enjoy a late night glass of wine and then produce the penis with a glow in the dark cock ring on it.

    no wonder your marriages ended.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no wonder your marriages ended.

    No wonder you've never had a woman let alone found one to marry you
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    heh, i wasnt the one offering marriage life advices and guidances.

  7. #7
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny heh, i wasnt the one offering marriage life advices and guidances.


    Um nor was I...he was asking about gift ideas

    Engrish fail?

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    coupons

    bitches love coupons
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um nor was I…he was asking about gift ideas

    Engrish fail?


    what makes you think your qualified
  10. #10
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what makes you think your qualified

    *you're
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