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California is an outdoorsman's paradise....

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, it possesses topography and microclimates to satisfy everyone's vice.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    the junkies love it there
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    It's a beautiful place, for beautiful people. I would like to stay here, but I just don't know if I'm pretty enough.
  4. #4
    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    I want to FUCK a redwood
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by A I want to FUCK a redwood

    pick a young one or you could get charged with alder abuse
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    I would shove my cock in a tree and never pull it out like one of those ancient torture boats that force fed you milk so you would shit yourself to death while being eaten alive by swamp flies

    Thats how uncle ted would have wanted to go



    ah the great outdoors

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