2017-05-24 at 7:31 AM UTC
I'm seriously considering starting to visit all these places across America with these alleged sightings. In cases of these animals being tangible physically I'm going to create elaborate traps that no one aside from Jason Bourne could escape and if those fail the business end of a shotgun will suffice.
I think I'll be the first person in human history to actually capture something supernatural and have physical proof.
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2017-05-24 at 7:43 AM UTC
Now that's streetcred.
That would be fun to do tho. Even if you didn't catch anything, you'd still get to travel the country.
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2017-05-24 at 10:20 AM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
I'm going to find Bigfoot and suck his dick.
2017-05-24 at 11:17 AM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
I won't rest until I've sucked every possible bfd (Bigfoot dick) in all possible momemts
2017-05-24 at 11:41 AM UTC
yeah I see flying pterodactyls and triangle ufos and weird lights in the sky when I smoke meth too
2017-05-24 at 11:56 AM UTC
The native people of this land understand it better than any of you nuts.
2017-05-24 at 12:28 PM UTC
I shall investigate this avenue further
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2017-05-24 at 12:45 PM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
I exclusively fuck aliens and machines. And women occassionally.
Really occasionally
2017-08-09 at 3:42 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I think OP is having a mental breakdown.