Insect burgers in Lidl

1. 2023-06-30 at 3 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny irrelevant

2. 2023-06-30 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   ^Copeium sandwich.
3. 2023-06-30 at 4:53 PM UTC

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   A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
   Would you fuck a cricket the sized of a dog though imagine if it's insect pussy was big enough to take a dick and it was laying there rubbing its legs together goijng CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP and the hard shell carapice oscilating and vibrating to her rhythmic vibrations, underneath that hard shell is a nice swamp colored brown PUSSSSAYYYY hole
   
   "they're all pink on the inside" except for bugs, maybe. Only one way to find out ;)
   
   
   
4. 2023-06-30 at 5:05 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   2.50 for some insect burgers.
   
   I'd rather just go and eat the beas that have burrowed under my house at the moment.
   
   We are at war at the moment by the way, I've tried burning them with methylated spirits and bug spray and whatever, even tried bleach.
   
   This morning I was up at 6 trying to Bury them with compost soil but I can't find the hole *lol*
   
   
   They are tough little fuckers considering they're supposedly extinct
5. 2023-06-30 at 5:09 PM UTC

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   A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
   if I was that hungry I would just steal something lol or make some rock nettle soup, eating bugs is gay
   
   

   Originally posted by Instigator We are at war at the moment by the way

   
   I know. The question is which side are you on
   ?
   
   EAT ZE BUGS
6. 2023-06-30 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #26
   

   A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
   
   
   my name is peter green aka paul wozny aka totse2l1 aka beige warlock and I molest children and go on 4chan
7. 2023-06-30 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #27
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by A Would you fuck a cricket the sized of a dog

   
   No, those things have hard shells and stiff hairs, one the size of a dog would be rough as hell and those hairs would be like swords.
8. 2023-06-30 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
   the outside is hard but the inside would be soft and juicy if you could crack through
   
   it would be like if you left a pocket pussy out in the cold and it got all stiff, but it wouldn't be cold it would be warm and stuff like trying to stick your dick in plaster of paris that's half hasradeded, or something. Like if you made a fleshilght out of silly putty
9. 2023-06-30 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by A the outside is hard but the inside would be soft and juicy if you could crack through

   
   I like my cum dumpsters soft on the outside too...no thanks.
10. 2023-06-30 at 6:04 PM UTC

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    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    that made me think of bloatfly girl for some reason
    
    
11. 2023-06-30 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #31
    

    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    probably the dumpster part.
    
    damn that shit is like burned into my brain
12. 2023-07-09 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #32
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    Pretty sure the hillbillys around here would shoot anyone putting bugs in their hamburgers.