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  1. Originally posted by POLECAT sempervivum tectorum

    God bless you.
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  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    aka hens and chicks
  3. Originally posted by POLECAT sempervivum tectorum

    Protects buildings against lightning strikes, according to the Romans.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    good googling sir
  5. Originally posted by POLECAT aka hens and chicks

    That reminds me of a Play I went to see with the school when I was a kid called "Stags and Hens"..I guess the school didn't research what it was about...even though the name of the Play is a bit of a giveaway...

    It was about a stag and hen party set in a night club and the interactions between the two groups..lots of simulated fucking in the restroom with the "best man" fucking the future bride etc.

    I was sitting next to the Headmaster and every time the simulated fucking started he'd say "good lord! good lord!" over and over.

    I can't imagine school kids of today get to go to such plays...nowerdays it's probably "stags and stags"

    ETA:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stags_and_Hens

    The play is set in a trashy 1970s disco in Liverpool, England. The action is mainly in the gents and women's toilets of the disco where both Linda (The Bride) and Dave (The Groom) have decided to hold their stags and hens nights, not knowing that their other half is at the same place. When Linda's ex-boyfriend, Peter, arrives this causes an uproar between Linda and Dave's friends and when Linda's hen party get a say in all whats happening the two groups gang together to stop Linda taking up the offer of an escape with her ex Peter she is then forced with a difficult decision – to stay or to go.[
  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Just want everyone in my life to fuck off. But if I go on a mass blocking spree it could be on impulse.

    Just show them this picture ⬇️ The tucked pein is more than enough to elicit a thank you from anyone you choose to block….

    male - female or in your case shemale

    Originally posted by Kafka Idk how much I weigh but I'm going on a diet now and this is what I'm starting with, but this time will be different because I'm actually going to do exercise.

  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I also don't how much I weigh but I'm going on a diet now and this is what I'm starting with, but this time will be different because I'm actually going to do exercise.


    Just lay off the Supermacs for like a week and you will be fine!
  8. Looks like my pic got more quotes than Kafkas...

    Anyone wanna get nose deep in that belly button give me a PM.
  9. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk how much I weigh but I'm going on a diet now and this is what I'm starting with, but this time will be different because I'm actually going to do exercise.


    lol DAT ASS

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like my pic got more quotes than Kafkas…

    Anyone wanna get nose deep in that belly button give me a PM.

    ues daddy but only if your gunt looks as good as that
  10. Haxxor Space Nigga


    Imma take the easy way out and just have my ribs removed.
  11. Originally posted by A ues daddy but only if your gunt looks as good as that

  12. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by Haxxor

    Imma take the easy way out and just have my ribs removed.

    if you do that you can suck your own dick like marilyn monroe did
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  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like my pic got more quotes than Kafkas…

    You’re way prettier so it’s a no brainer….

    ps…✔️ Out my bellybutton…..my inbox is overflowing with requests.
  14. Originally posted by A if you do that you can suck your own dick like marilyn monroe did

    I could do that when I was a teen without having my ribs removed...erm so I heard.
  15. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    I don't see how age would be much of a factor of someones chances of success of being able to or not
  16. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I could do that when I was a teen without having my ribs removed…erm so I heard.

    So I’m guessing that’s a yes then.
  17. Originally posted by A I don't see how age would be much of a factor of someones chances of success of being able to or not

    lol, get back to me on that when you're over 45...and about as flexible as a non-flexible thing
  18. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  19. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lol, get back to me on that when you're over 45…and about as flexible as a non-flexible thing

    I've always been insanely flexible like to a weird degree, i'm not in shape at all either I am a fat lazy and standing up makes me entire body go cfrrrrrrraackuioqwp2enr43oit

    but I could probably put both legs behind my head idk maybe it's my long alien limbs, I have always been very good at hiding from the police like I jump in a bush and just become the bush

    George Bush

  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    for scron:

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