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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Feels unreal being home and I didn't notice how angry I am.
  2. Drinking my coffee and feeling angry about not making hot tea instead, what was I thinking?
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you've been in texas too long


    stay much longer and you'll be absentmindedly making a cup of hot beans
  4. Someone said to me today "you've been in Texas too long", it got me thinking about all the places I've lived and visited and why I ended up in a hot hell hole...could it be I unconsciously want to punish myself and create my own hell on Earth?...more to follow
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Kafka Feels unreal being home and I didn't notice how angry I am.

    SA withdrawals?
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Someone said to me today "you've been in Texas too long", it got me thinking about all the places I've lived and visited and why I ended up in a hot hell hole…could it be I unconsciously want to punish myself and create my own hell on Earth?…more to follow

    7 years in vt Ive only been to hot for less than 200 days, and the only time I feel like moving away is when I have to think about how may moron leftys I am surrounded by up here
  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I need to get home soon, just purposely shoved a girl and swore at an old lady. I swear she was blocking my exit on purpose and pretending not to hear me, and she cut in when I was buying my stuff.

    You’re like a bag of Pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit. Weren’t you supposed to be OD-ing in London today?
  8. Made plans to OD on bacon sandwiches, ran out of bacon...the universe is against me.
  9. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Made plans to OD on bacon sandwiches, ran out of bacon…the universe is against me.

    Even after looking up OD in an online dictionary... I'm still confused as to what it is. Why have I never heard of this term before? And I thought my vocabulary was fabulous ...but I don't think that, anymore. I've been humbled, Pops. Life is very humbling.
  10. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    It bothers me to not know stuff. Consequently, I get bothered a whole lot. Furthermore, nigger.
  11. Originally posted by WellHung Even after looking up OD in an online dictionary… I'm still confused as to what it is. Why have I never heard of this term before? And I thought my vocabulary was fabulous …but I don't think that, anymore. I've been humbled, Pops. Life is very humbling.

    Overdose.
  12. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Overdose.

    But that's not what the online dictionary said. WTF? Am I in the Twilight Zone?
  13. Originally posted by WellHung But that's not what the online dictionary said. WTF? Am I in the Twilight Zone?

    Fuck the online dictionary.
  14. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra you've been in texas too long


    stay much longer and you'll be absentmindedly making a cup of hot beans

    i think the heat is making him extra retarded lately
  15. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fuck the online dictionary.

    Sorry, I cannot find an entry hole.
  16. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Someone said to me today "you've been in Texas too long", it got me thinking about all the places I've lived and visited and why I ended up in a hot hell hole…could it be I unconsciously want to punish myself and create my own hell on Earth?…more to follow

    Perhaps you're just too lazy to move? Moving sucks. Really bad.
  17. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by King of Nonces i think the heat is making him extra retarded lately

    Don't hurt yourself while thinking.
  18. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by aldra you've been in texas too long


    stay much longer and you'll be absentmindedly making a cup of hot beans

    Just about anywhere is better than living in Australia. Talk about living in the middle of nowhere. You probably got to pay 10 bucks for a gallon of milk. When's the last time it rained? January?
  19. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Don't hurt yourself while thinking.

    Did I insult your boyfriend </3 :D
  20. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by King of Nonces Did I insult your boyfriend </3 :D

    I cannot ask him right now...he's got my dick in his mouth.
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