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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    drinking coffee while I roll a joint, did you know you cant see a black bear at night unless he is smiling at you
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Sweating
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its a little unnerving to be honest,, I'm not comfortable going out in the yard at night to take a piss and just look around at the stars,, and like I said you cant see em at night even with a flashlight,, sure if its a mega light but not with a small light
  4. Black bears are harmless. I stand just a couple of feet away from them and they take off running. It's the brown bears you have to worry about.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    black fight back, brown lay down or some shit.
  6. Originally posted by Bradley black fight back, brown lay down or some shit.

    A grizzly will attack almost every time. Black bears flee.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah I know BUT STILL, I prefer to be the biggest nigga in the yard when I got my dik out.

    and I gotta tell ya, that one bear yesterday had a look about him that wasnt very friendly and I wouldnt want to bump into him out there
  8. Getting eaten alive by a bear is not all it's cracked up to be.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today there was a coon in the yard, no bears tho
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a little while ago I could hear a family of foxes making noise out in the swamp
  11. Maybe you could acquaint Rick with the bear and let nature take its course.
  12. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by POLECAT yeah I know BUT STILL, I prefer to be the biggest nigga in the yard when I got my dik out.

    and I gotta tell ya, that one bear yesterday had a look about him that wasnt very friendly and I wouldnt want to bump into him out there

    damn you;'re already trying to fuck the bear, remind me not to break into your yard
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Icing my ankle
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black bears are harmless. I stand just a couple of feet away from them and they take off running. It's the brown bears you have to worry about.

    Incorrect.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Solving a crossword puzzle
  16. Kafka sweaty
    The plan is to go to the chippy then home, catch up on Riverdale, have a bath or shower then go to best listening to a Diana Wynne Jones audiobook and the rain.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I need to get home soon, just purposely shoved a girl and swore at an old lady. I swear she was blocking my exit on purpose and pretending not to hear me, and she cut in when I was buying my stuff.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    She could hear the cashier perfectly fine but not me?
  19. Originally posted by WellHung Incorrect.

    Hey, I'm the bear expert here.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Not home five mins and I've already ripped the doors off my dad's shed in anger.
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