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Have you ever enjoyed the safety and security of an out- of -the -way utility closet?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Nigga you get your money at midnight cuz you signed up for Direct Deposit.
  2. #2
    King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    are you trying to tell us something matt


    that time r kelly was such a dumb nigger he couldn't figure out how to get out of a closet
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    L
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    No. I've always found them too small.
  5. #5
    I've slept in one.
  6. #6
    People go on about how tech employees have great offices with slides and free beer and shit, but my office really isn't comfortable.
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by King of Nonces are you trying to tell us something matt


    that time r kelly was such a dumb nigger he couldn't figure out how to get out of a closet

    What's ur first name? How do you know mine?
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump People go on about how tech employees have great offices with slides and free beer and shit, but my office really isn't comfortable.

    Why not?
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    L
  10. #10
    Originally posted by WellHung Why not?

    Because you touch yourself at night.
  11. #11
    Nowadays you barely find anyone in the office besides the few sad, miserable, broken fucks who use it as a social life substitute (no one wants to be around those people either). Most people try to come in only one day a week and do the bare minimum hours that day. No one who matters wants to hang around.
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Nowadays you barely find anyone in the office besides the few sad, miserable, broken fucks who use it as a social life substitute (no one wants to be around those people either). Most people try to come in only one day a week and do the bare minimum hours that day. No one who matters wants to hang around.

    You seem to possess an extremely intolerant attitude about the subject. The subject seems to arouse you into an emotionally charged State of Mind.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by WellHung You seem to possess an extremely intolerant attitude about the subject. The subject seems to arouse you into an emotionally charged State of Mind.

    I get worked up about everything. I'm highly strung.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I get worked up about everything. I'm highly strung.

    Do you like that about yourself?
  15. #15
    King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    nice talk pops
  16. #16
    Originally posted by WellHung Do you like that about yourself?

    Yeah, but it turns my life up to hard mode.
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by King of Nonces nice talk pops

    Why don't we ever have those?
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