You're the type of guy who only goes to Chipotle to stock up on napkins...

1. 2023-06-26 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   If no other patrons are with you at the service counter, you've grabbed a dispenser or two's worth, as it happens...
2. 2023-06-26 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   When times were hard shortly after I came to the US me and exwife #1 used to go to Cici's pizza (only 2.99) buffet and "steal" slices of pizza. Wrap about 20 slices up in napkins at our table when no one was looking and she'd stash em in her big bag...that was food for 3 or 4 days.
3. 2023-06-26 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #3
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   im the type of guy who goes into a club and tries to buy shots to the youngest female in existence at the said club.
4. 2023-06-26 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #4
   

   King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
   servietttes my go;ood miousimee??????
   
   leeet meee jus wrtite down the secerts of life and death on zees napkin
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Wariat im the type of guy who goes into a club and tries to buy shots to the youngest female in existence at the said club.

   
   and get's SHOT down ahaahahHHAAHahAHAWjAIOJIOWDJIOIODjiodjaiodj
   
   You should SHOT YOurself in the fucking chin with a revolver AhahHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
5. 2023-06-26 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat im the type of guy who goes into a club and tries to buy shots to the youngest female in existence at the said club.

   
   You should always insist on at least getting a boner hug if you buy them a drink.
6. 2023-06-26 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #6
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   true
7. 2023-06-26 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #7
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   last time i was there i met a new 17 yr old with her friend and she straight out said im 17 lol to me and i replied oh barley legal nice like a moron.
8. 2023-06-26 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #8
   WellHung Black Hole
   Innocence stolen?
9. 2023-06-26 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm the type of guy who likes to roam around,
   never in one place, I roam from town to town
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • King of Nonces
10. 2023-06-26 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #10
    WellHung Black Hole
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