2023-06-25 at 3:38 PM UTC
Folks, your prototypical boring normie wage slave will not get a 3-day weekend out of the deal... hopefully that'll take some pop out of their cheer.
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2023-06-25 at 4:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
Folks, your prototypical boring normie wage slave will not get a 3-day weekend out of the deal… hopefully that'll take some pop out of their cheer.
You dont even have a job you faggot
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2023-06-25 at 10:02 PM UTC
I started seeing fireworks at the stores, but I don't ever see any bottle rockets or fatass rockets.
2023-06-25 at 10:08 PM UTC
Folks I don't like firecrackers, or fountains, or pedophiles
I kinda like sparklers cuz I'm a huge faggot and always wanted to write my name with them and then have like AD burned into my vision when I finish.
But my absolute favorite firework is the bottle rocket. I've boughten the ones where it's like 14$ for 3 of them and seen the ones where it's like 60 for 5 fatass rockets but that's not really affordable for me.
YOu can pay like 3-4$ for 144 rockets and fire them bitches all day, yeah they don't go through windows or really hurt people, but they do cause a lot of burns and bruises.
Now you get another man equally retarded and use two garbage can lids as shields, stand some distance apart and see who can hit who, drinking is recommended and having your other friends stand within shooting distance is a nice plus cuz every now and then you can "accidentally" fire one into the group of people watching you get hurt.
With children we make them wear glasses or swimming goggles, with men we don't use shields, just kinda do a shimmy jump and hold our hands up.
2023-06-25 at 10:09 PM UTC
Bradley and I fuck niggers
2023-06-25 at 10:13 PM UTC
I seen firework shows privately held where my boy's dad (or some relation like that) goes "all out" at the firework store that offers 2 for 1 and buys 700-1000$
My favorite part is where he doesn't fire all of them off and my friends and I would rip the sticks off and tape them to shit
2023-06-25 at 10:14 PM UTC
like damn you really spend a grand on this shit, but he's got all these cool toys like a 300 million dollar grill, and this electrical thing (He never really showed me how it works but it's kinda common sense) where you just put these little alliGAYtor clips on the end of wicks and then you have this timer thing where you can fire them off at will or as part of a show, it's also safer when you firing the big boys.
2023-06-25 at 10:21 PM UTC
my favorite part of july 4th was telling other kids to blow on sparklers when they were done and watching them put a fatass white line/scar on their upper lip. It used to happen to me regularly. My mom was poor but always got me sparklers and took me to the fireworks with a blanket and we'd sit there, she'd drink, I'd run around high off Kool Aid from the jug holding 3000 degree metal wires and laughing, I got scars on my hands to this day from holding the stick too high while running around or falling and my hand going up the stick lol
i love to buy bottle rockets by the gross (3$ for 144, back then I Think it was 2$) and the opportunity window to acquire these explosives is very very small, so I get like 20 of them, then later in the year I just shoot them off randomly, especially at the windows and houses of people I don't like.
They used to make me use a beer bottle or a beer can but now I just hold the bottom of the rocket stick, sometimes I cut them in half so they really have no stability and walk around with a couple in my pocket looking for good opportunities.
