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  1. Originally posted by Wariat is that a stove in front of you?

    no warriat. its a basin.

    people dont put mirror im front of stoves to look at themselves cooking.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no warriat. its a basin.

    people dont put mirror im front of stoves to look at themselves cooking.

    cannot stop laughing at this

    "what, you don't have a mirror in your kitchen?"
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    If my girlfriend is cheating on me because my penis is so small.
  4. "i look fat stirring the stew this way ...."
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wondering why it’s already 2:35 am and I still haven’t done the dishes yet.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Wariat: "It's actually my mom's house."
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    The Titan
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    THe 300$ citizens watch I got for 2 packs of cigarettes in rehab and lost during an armed robbery a month after getting out while outside at night
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    man that bitch was so nice it was like eco- something and used light and never was a second off

    motherfucker I'd lift a pistol in someone's face for the same thing

    can't hate when the same thing happened to me.
  10. Originally posted by CandyRein The Titan

    not african god
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Titan Uranus
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Kafka sweaty
    A single action may have two contradictory events.
  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka A single action may have two contradictory events.

    Your entire post history is a series of contradictory events and semantics.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra Titan Uranus

    Loll
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Morton is a villain name.

  16. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Haxxor Your entire post history is a series of contradictory events and semantics.

    yours are all angry replies to kafka lmrao
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I've wanted to move abroad either to Germany or here. I'm not sure now, if I'll ever feel at home here even though it does seem better for my mental health. Maybe I'll try Romania.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Ig I could live here if it was isolated in the countryside. I can't deal with the stares.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I feel like I don't belong anywhere.
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