Anyone else sleep with a teddy?

1. 2023-06-24 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #1
   Kafka sweaty
   I understand if you have someone to cuddle but how can you stop sleeping with a teddybear when you don't have to? Is it normal?
2. 2023-06-24 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I used to. I lost it though but even during high school I would just put it in the corner of my bed. Had it for so long I just didn’t wanna get rid of it. Don’t know where it is now. Maybe it started to use its legs to walk away, or maybe someone threw it away. I hope it’s the former, but we all know it’s the latter.
3. 2023-06-24 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I use a pillow
4. 2023-06-24 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #4
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Kafka writes about this in his teachins
5. 2023-06-24 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #5
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley I use a pillow

   
   Like, an anime pillow?
6. 2023-06-25 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Like 2 dollar store pillows shoved into 1 pillow case that I further cover with the shirt I was wearing that day. I sleep with my pants on and shirtless, sometimes I add a sheet but realistically it's hot as fuck here so I normally just sleep bare chest.
   
   When I get cold I just take the shirt lift it up assume my arms crossed position and use my button up as a makeshift sheet for the night. It's always clean against my face unlike the nasty environment I am living in (I do my own laundry)
7. 2023-06-25 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #7
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley Like 2 dollar store pillows shoved into 1 pillow case that I further cover with the shirt I was wearing that day. I sleep with my pants on and shirtless, sometimes I add a sheet but realistically it's hot as fuck here so I normally just sleep bare chest.
   
   When I get cold I just take the shirt lift it up assume my arms crossed position and use my button up as a makeshift sheet for the night. It's always clean against my face unlike the nasty environment I am living in (I do my own laundry)

   
   Luckily for me I have a room that leads to the garden so I can open it if it’s too warm but I never do. I don’t want spiders or other insects getting in because I dunno how to get them out. Like if I see a spider in my room I just let it do its own thing. And there also a bunch of moths. I don’t do anything to them, they can share my room with me. I’m fine with that!
8. 2023-06-25 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #8
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   It would be kinda funny if you did have an anime pillow though, Bradley.
9. 2023-06-25 at 12:05 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I try to slap any insect as hard as I can while it's flying through the air and step on it if it's inside my house.
   
   I then show whoever is nearest to me I got it like I'm all proud of destroying a marble size moth with a clap.
10. 2023-06-25 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    About 2/3 of our area has major bug problems. Aside from piss flies (Not sure the real term, gnats? Shit that lives on humidity and is the size of a pinhead) that live in the humidity of the bathroom, I don't have roaches, more than a couple moths a week coming through the door, and that's not too bad.
11. 2023-06-25 at 12:06 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Man that’s just fucked up.
12. 2023-06-25 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I think they’re cute, I dunno how you can just kill them, Bradley. I’d feel bad.
13. 2023-06-25 at 12:08 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    They land on me and spread disease.
14. 2023-06-25 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh. I can understand mosquitoes. But other insects can’t harm you, right? I was talking about house spiders (not those freaky huge ones they got in Australia). Or even a moth. They don’t harm you at all.
15. 2023-06-25 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    yeah and it fucked me in the ass too
16. 2023-06-25 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I think you’re confusing having a top for having a teddy. Those are two completely different things.
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17. 2023-06-25 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh. I can understand mosquitoes. But other insects can’t harm you, right? I was talking about house spiders (not those freaky huge ones they got in Australia). Or even a moth. They don’t harm you at all.

    
    Bro I slap animals, my friends, people I like, people I don't like, killing a moth is not beneath me when it's 2am and it's landed on me twice.
18. 2023-06-25 at 12:53 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh. I can understand mosquitoes. But other insects can’t harm you, right? I was talking about house spiders (not those freaky huge ones they got in Australia). Or even a moth. They don’t harm you at all.

    
    We don't really have spiders here, the chief problem is cockroaches followed by mosquitos followed by an assorted family of different types of flies.
    
    None of them can hurt you aside from causing disease and causing other people to call your house el cuckaroacha casa.
19. 2023-06-25 at 1:33 AM UTC

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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    you know why they call them cock roaches right