How often do you blow snot rockets into a carpeted floor?

1. 2023-06-24 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, if done in the company of others... are you ever shown the door?
2. 2023-06-24 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Eww.
3. 2023-06-24 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   Nogs?
4. 2023-06-24 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Eww.

5. 2023-06-24 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers

   
   You don't feel the need to expel mucus?
6. 2023-06-24 at 11:31 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Snot rockets are for dipshits / drunk people so which are you
7. 2023-06-24 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by WellHung You don't feel the need to expel mucus?

   
   No, I don’t. Well, not with any direct contact anyway. I use tissues.
8. 2023-06-25 at 12:03 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I do this when i'm mowing the lawn or gardening, not inside. I have some respect.
9. 2023-06-25 at 12:03 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   i do fling cum onto walls tho, GUILTY~!~!~!~~!~
10. 2023-06-25 at 12:05 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well you better hope no one’s gonna bring a UV light to your house.
11. 2023-06-25 at 12:10 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I treat my objects like women so I would avoid the couch.
12. 2023-06-25 at 12:14 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You gotta fill me in on American humor, Bradley. What does it mean to “treat my objects like women”?
13. 2023-06-25 at 1:01 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    In English the chauvinist insult is
    
    "You treat women like objects"
    
    Not caring about emotions, supporting them, treating them like a human being, you essentially are a piece of shit that treats them the same way you would a car or other item you own and don't take care of.
    
    I spin it by saying
    
    "I treat my objects like women, don't sit on the couch" implying that I ejaculate/fuck my sofa and it is covered in cum.
14. 2023-06-25 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    D
15. 2023-06-25 at 2:53 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    never lol
16. 2023-06-25 at 2:55 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian never lol

    
    Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room?
17. 2023-06-25 at 2:59 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room?

    
    id definitely bang the female half of the vengaboys
    
    but it has to be to that song
18. 2023-06-25 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Niggers that do not want to be known
19. 2023-06-25 at 4:09 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Well you better hope no one’s gonna bring a UV light to your house.

    
    I don't do it at my place. Just everywhere else.
20. 2023-06-25 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    K