Listen, there's no need to put the peanut butter in the fridge ...it's viscous enough as it is, at room temperature...

1. 2023-06-24 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Nigger.
2. 2023-06-24 at 3:57 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folx?
3. 2023-06-24 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
   not even natural stuff???
4. 2023-06-24 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   blob6106 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by WellHung Nigger.

   
   Don't tell me what to do. You're not my Fatha!
5. 2023-06-24 at 9:12 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg not even natural stuff???

   
   No.
6. 2023-06-24 at 9:13 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   At my house we don’t put peanut butter in the fridge.
7. 2023-06-24 at 9:34 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers At my house we don’t put peanut butter in the fridge.

   
   Ty.
8. 2023-06-24 at 9:35 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by WellHung Ty.

   
   I wonder how much should one smear on a bread? I think I go overboard sometimes.
9. 2023-06-24 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I wonder how much should one smear on a bread? I think I go overboard sometimes.

   
   1-2 ounces is standard practice in America. But we possess an obesity endemic.
10. 2023-06-24 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by WellHung 1-2 ounces is standard practice in America. But we possess an obesity endemic.

    
    I guess that’s just how y’all… wait for it…. roll.
11. 2023-06-24 at 10:13 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    😂🤣😅😆
12. 2023-06-24 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    Armitage Yung Blood
    Viscosity is a measure of a fluid's resistance to flow. Peanut butter is not a liquid therefore viscosity is irrelevant.
13. 2023-06-24 at 10:32 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Glad you enjoyed that one, WH. 😎
14. 2023-06-25 at 12:19 AM UTC

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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]

    Originally posted by WellHung No.

    
    but it gets all liquidly
15. 2023-06-25 at 12:23 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I would post in this conversation but I don't think it's very interesting or engaging.
16. 2023-06-25 at 12:23 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    also I keep my PB ontop of the microwave with the oil, crisco, and napkins/papertowel.
17. 2023-06-25 at 12:25 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Dear Bradley
    
    Apologies, for we cannot hold up to your standards. Kindly forgive us.
    
    Signed,
    
    Yours truly.
18. 2023-06-25 at 12:28 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't put my beer in the fridge despite living in the tropics. In wisconsin, I stored my beer in the basement (55-65 degrees) but here I just put it on the floor next to me because we have no basements. A lot of people find this behavior very very bizarre.
    
    I guess that's similar.
19. 2023-06-25 at 12:28 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Dear Bradley
    
    Apologies, for we cannot hold up to your standards. Kindly forgive us.
    
    Signed,
    
    Yours truly.

    
    You aight it's better than "Peanut Butter while Dog Sitting" wariat threads
20. 2023-06-25 at 12:29 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    and anyone who bitches about natural peanut butter having a layer of "nasty oil" at the top, I'm like bro you're literally eating the oil of peanuts, stop being a bitch and stir it up a little bit.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood