2023-06-23 at 9:41 PM UTC
Folks I have a name tag bearing my dead friends name and it says MANAGER under it.
"Can I get two trojans?"
We sell loose condoms 1 at a time for a dollar, every nigga in my community thinks he can fit into a magnum lol bro they a little loose on me when I have to wear one but every nigger wants to pull out the gold and black MAGNUM condom that won't fit them properly resulting in an ever increasing number of dumbfucks around me.
"You want 2 full price or the 2 for 1 special?"
"2 for 1 special? The fuck?"
"Well they're used, bro, I can't sell them for full price."
people think im fuckin serious haha
2023-06-23 at 9:42 PM UTC
whenever I come into a business holding a beer and apply for a job, if they make me manager they fucked up pretty bad. (Happened twice so far)
2023-06-23 at 10:26 PM UTC
i'll take 10,000 pls quote
