Word on the grapevine is the US deep state and the Nazis running Ukraine are going to bomb the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant tomorrow and blame the nuclear meltdown on Russia, then use that false flag to launch nuclear strikes directly at Russian cities, causing Russia to launch nukes of their own at the United States.
I'm going to personally blow up Zaporzhizhia nuclear power plant tonight. No one will know what to think when I roll up to the control room and start ordering them to withdraw all control rods.
"3.6 roentgens? Not bad, but not MAGA."
"Those are amateur numbers. Lets see if we can't do better. Sleepy Joe and Pocahontas are watching, lets keep winning!"
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post didn't die in a fire!
nevermind that the AFU's been trying to blast the onsite waste dump for the last year or so to the extent that Russia has had to build multiple reinforced concrete barriers over the roof