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Assuming you had ample water supplies, if you had to survive in the wilderness for a month, and you could only have one food item in your rucksack...

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I'd pick cheese, Hovis biscuits and spam.

    Your profile pic looks cute, Tara. When are you going to let me suckle on your big titties, as though I'm an infant that is feeding?
  2. #22
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Is Tara Kafka’s real name?
  3. #23
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by UNSUB Is Tara Kafka’s real name?

    Have you ever fornicated with a negro, unsub?
  4. #24
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Kafka is named after the ancient druid capital of Ireland, begorrah
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Nigs?
  6. #26
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by UNSUB Is Tara Kafka’s real name?

    No.
  7. #27
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Kafka is named after the ancient druid capital of Ireland, begorrah

    Fr? It's meant to be like Frans Kafka and Kafka on The Shore. I woke up one morning thinking of it but had no clue I was swiping my ex gf's user. Maybe I knew it was her name subconsciously?
  8. #28
    Kafka sweaty
    Wonder why she never said anything to me about it
  9. #29
    Kafka sweaty
    I did read Franz Kafka because of her but I read Kafka on The Shore because of someone else, then a few days later... I really dunno if I knew it was her username or not.
  10. #30
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung You would be best served to have that item be peanut butter.

    I would have 20 lbs of pemmican
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  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    P

    Originally posted by POLECAT I would have 20 lbs of pemmican

    I hope you're enjoying the Summer Solstice, Poley.
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    Niggles?
  13. #33
    Originally posted by UNSUB Is Tara Kafka’s real name?

    tara me pants off and fuck me in the ass eEEEE E E EE E E EEEE
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  14. #34
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Fr? It's meant to be like Frans Kafka and Kafka on The Shore. I woke up one morning thinking of it but had no clue I was swiping my ex gf's user. Maybe I knew it was her name subconsciously?

    No Kafka is a jedi name (derived from Yakov/Jacob). Franz Kafka was an longwinded jedi hack.

    He wrote literal chapters - walls of text - about things like opening a door knob.

    GG's surname is derived from Jacob too, but she doesn't have much jedi in her considering her extremely goy like personality and and her brother's lack of success proving jedi ancestry to get out of military service (Zelensky only wants slavs to die).
  15. #35
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by UNSUB I’ve used a telescope before.
    I’m just not a fan of bugs and creepy crawly stuff that goes with camping.

    Tents with bug nets.

    I fear deer ticks but mosquitoes aren't that bad in cali..small
  16. #36
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Donald Trump No Kafka is a jedi name (derived from Yakov/Jacob). Franz Kafka was an longwinded jedi hack.

    He wrote literal chapters - walls of text - about things like opening a door knob.

    GG's surname is derived from Jacob too, but she doesn't have much jedi in her considering her extremely goy like personality and and her brother's lack of success proving jedi ancestry to get out of military service (Zelensky only wants slavs to die).

    Why do celts and druids have jedi names?

    Ashkenazi influence from a slav invasion centuries ago? Potato jedi was a popular term on 4chan for awhile
  17. #37
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Michael Aquino was said to have been a true Nazi though Anton Levay was a jedi
  18. #38
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by blob6106 Why do celts and druids have jedi names?

    Ashkenazi influence from a slav invasion centuries ago? Potato jedi was a popular term on 4chan for awhile

    A lot of jedis moved to Ireland, plus we've had massive philosemitic influences, like Christianity.
  19. #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    jug of crisco so i can fuck stuff
  20. #40
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    crisco was originally developed to be used as lubricant for diesel engines.

    as a painter I sometimes use beef fat I render as a skin moisturizer and paint remover for my hands especially when I get into some paint that really bonds and burns the skin.,, I hadnt used it till this winter when I got into some really potent paint during the winter when my skin is already to dry from the wood stove.
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