2023-06-20 at 7:57 PM UTC
In some hostel I was staying at there was something wrong, some girl got burned by the wall. The vending machine had beer in it and kept zapping me every time I pressed a button but I was brave, then I found out I just had to wear shoes.
2023-06-20 at 8:05 PM UTC
A vending machine with beer in it? that's not very kid friendly
2023-06-20 at 8:37 PM UTC
they're at hostels that don't let kids in
Same shit happens at gay bars where there are see through stalls to be edgy.
We have them sometimes in adult areas (like nightclubs) to ease up the bartenders work load and it's an easy way to make 3-5$ for a 1$ can without any labor
2023-06-20 at 8:47 PM UTC
my friend threw a metal pipe at an electric fence but it wasn't an electric fence it was a giant power transformer thing by the train tracks with a fence around it and a sign saying ELECTRIC !!! STAY AWAY!!!! and the pipe bounced off the fence and hit this transformer that was going BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ loudly. There was a loud bright spark flash blinding them
I actually wasn't there, I was waiting at the house for them to pick up weed I paid for and they were smoking one on the walk back because drug addicts. The power went out and I was like oh that's weird and they came inside like GET IN QUICK FUCK LOCK THE DOOR HOLY SHIT and then both started laughing, the guy that threw the pipe had no eyebrows and his hair was all fucked up like a cartoon character that got shocked
and he stunk like burnt hair and they just kept saying HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHY DID THAT HAPPEN WHAT WHAT and both baked out of their minds
actual fucking retards, my friends. "I'll be back no more than 20 minutes with the weed"
even the traffic lights were off
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2023-06-20 at 8:55 PM UTC
nowadays they hire 3 people instead of 9, the customer service is shit, no one wants a job and no one with a job wants to work, no one gets fired, so yeah you want some nigga to shake a bloody mary you gotta stand there and interact then his hand is gonna give you covid (???) on the glass so a lot of people just use them to get beer.
Also between 8pm and 3am the vending machines will have like 4 people standing next to them, the bar will have fuck man like 20 people clotting around it.
If you just drinking beer, or let's say you think that dudes a rapist who gonna fuck you up with some nasty shit in the bottom of the glass, or let's say you HATE PEOPLE (why are you in a tavern?)
Sometimes I see people just get a table near them bitches and request chips and salsa/pretzels and mustard/etc and just suck up these expensive cans like water.
i show up so fuckin drunk that i normally buy 1 drink for the walk home.
2023-06-20 at 9:05 PM UTC
pounds of explosive, 5 firearms, and... 'some crystal methamphetamene'
always a soulja!~!~!~!
2023-06-20 at 11:50 PM UTC
Cops still prefer to use guns though, taser guns honestly seem like shit. Handheld tazer/batons seeem way more effective
cattle prod anyone?
2023-06-21 at 5:21 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah it all depends on the hooks hitting skin; they're not going to make it through a heavy jacket
I want to build a laser that ionises a channel of air so you can then fire an arc of electricity at something from a distance, but the power required is huge
2023-06-21 at 7:34 AM UTC
Oh Vinny I've been tazered twice. First in Juvenile detention and second while evading custody at 19.
Not sure why I didn't mention that, tazers in the back and accidentally elecrocuting myself mentally seemed different
2023-06-21 at 3:57 PM UTC
When I was probably 6 or 7 we had an old ass fridge with the latching metal handle, well for some reason I grabbed the handle to the fridge and the metal doorknob to the utility room door and I felt jolts going through me and my hands tightened their grip and I couldn't let go of either handle. I guess it was probably low volts because it was like a very dull and slow sensation but it scared my little ass to death and I cried like a girl. I believe we got a new fridge shortly after that.
