I need one of these

1. 2023-06-20 at 3:28 PM UTC

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   blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
   I wonder if a Samsung is as smart
   
   
   
   A 29-year-old Cincinnati woman named Kimmie Watkins is crediting her Apple Watch for saving her life after it helped doctors discover a life-threatening blood clot in her lungs.
2. 2023-06-20 at 3:35 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Imagine wearing a watch to bed.
3. 2023-06-20 at 3:36 PM UTC

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   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   Did it wake her up by shocking her or something?
4. 2023-06-20 at 3:39 PM UTC

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   blob6106 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by UNSUB Did it wake her up by shocking her or something?

   
   No it goes diddaditty dit
   
   Over and over
5. 2023-06-20 at 3:39 PM UTC

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   blob6106 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine wearing a watch to bed.

   
   Saved her life from a pulmonary embolism
6. 2023-06-20 at 3:41 PM UTC

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   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]

   Originally posted by blob6106 No it goes diddaditty dit
   
   Over and over

   
   Is that code for it makes noise? :)
7. 2023-06-20 at 3:42 PM UTC

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   blob6106 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by UNSUB Is that code for it makes noise? :)

   
   That's the best way I can emulate the sound it makes
8. 2023-06-20 at 3:44 PM UTC

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   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   Ok that makes sense.
9. 2023-06-20 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by blob6106 Saved her life from a pulmonary embolism

   
   Fake news...most clots just break up themselves.