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Have you ever been electrocuted? (a topical discussion)

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    Bradley Black Hole
    Four times. Folks the first one I was a child and touched the metal strips (male end) inside of an electrical cord.

    What a shocker that was

    I was in 6th grade helping with christmas lights when I closed part of the connection while replacing a busted bulb and was sent back/ward to the floor

    third time u know me I was drinking and shit and had to piss, and decided to piss near a post, the post had electrical lines connected to it 3 heights and my ass put a hand right over the top/third cable.


    Forth time I was doing some shit with this battery operated soldiering gun, except the shit kept sparking at one spot, so i went to nudge that cord into *ZZZZURRRRRRRR*

    how aboutyou
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    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah a few times it's quite shocking

    I'm not being funny either I have a strange fear (not really ) of electrical shit blowing up in my face because its happened a few times and I masturbated
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates its happened a few times and I masturbated

    kek

    a lot

    went through a phase of trying to do electronics work on xanax, burnt myself with the soldering iron or forgot to unplug something before taking it apart so many times
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  4. #4
    infinityshockrates lmrao

    fucjking illegal weed growers are responsible for their retard setups nearly killing me in my sleep and fucking with it shocks you and they say oh yeah don't touch it with your hands as there are timers and god knows what else all rigged like some insanity

    and they say meth labs are wild, meanwhile your average mid scale weed growers basement looks like this



    i've seen much worse usually in not good condition covered in dirt and brought to us from angry landlords that were stiffed on money and from a weed grower who also probably stole the electricity

    speaking of stealing electricity gosh darn is it easy. I once dreamed of a life where I would goad crackheads into busting into empty houses and they pay me $50 to get electricity for the night or something but honestly it could be a week or more before they show up, could be within 24 hours idk how these smart meters work





    Originally posted by aldra kek

    a lot

    went through a phase of trying to do electronics work on xanax, burnt myself with the soldering iron or forgot to unplug something before taking it apart so many times

    I always thought you were a sparky at least a casual sparky
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I always thought you were a sparky at least a casual sparky

    mostly just dc circuits and arduino/IC stuff, not done much with AC/main lines in a building
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    When I was in high school there was this dude named Daniel Mellor (we used to call him man dellor as in Nelson mandela) anyways in one of the subjects we dared him ti stick two pieces if solder in q plug and switch it on...it shocked the fuck out of him and he ran out of the class before the teacher had even turned round..
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    This thread makes me want to drop a toaster into my bathtub
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  9. #9
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if you can gradually build up resistance to electricity by shocking yourself in increments. You would be able to tank jolts and harness their energy
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  10. #10
    Pretty much on a weekly basis.
  11. #11
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I wonder if you can gradually build up resistance to electricity by shocking yourself in increments. You would be able to tank jolts and harness their energy

    That's what blanka from street fighter did or so he told me
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    are we talking about getting shocked by strong, masculine REAL ELECTRICITY 240V AC and avove or emasculated electricity lite like those 110v found in nord america.

    or those kiddy 12Vs.
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    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Sitting at a friend's house while he forgot his keys and told me to wait while he went to the back of the house to get into his home. Piss pouring rain. The sky suddenly flashed white, I felt a tingle and my brain froze and nothing but solid white turned pitch black. Blinded for several seconds. Maybe 10 then my vision came back

    I was struck by lightening but not directly. It hit the stairway I was on and dissipated. There is a term for it. This is more common than a direct hit.

    Also I stuck a fork in the wall socket once as a kid Hurt like fuck
  14. #14
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are we talking about getting shocked by strong, masculine REAL ELECTRICITY 240V AC and avove or emasculated electricity lite like those 110v found in nord america.

    or those kiddy 12Vs.

    First off. Volts don't matter as much as amps, you toad. Your 220v is not the same as American 220v which is deadlier. Our 110v is 15-19 amps and your 220 is 16amps

    But our 220v is above 21amp?

    Waldo, explain
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    240V X 13A = 3120W.

    110V X 19A = 2090W.

    see whos 1/3 more manly.
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  16. #16
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood infinityshockrates lmrao

    fucjking illegal weed growers are responsible for their retard setups nearly killing me in my sleep and fucking with it shocks you and they say oh yeah don't touch it with your hands as there are timers and god knows what else all rigged like some insanity

    and they say meth labs are wild, meanwhile your average mid scale weed growers basement looks like this



    i've seen much worse usually in not good condition covered in dirt and brought to us from angry landlords that were stiffed on money and from a weed grower who also probably stole the electricity

    speaking of stealing electricity gosh darn is it easy. I once dreamed of a life where I would goad crackheads into busting into empty houses and they pay me $50 to get electricity for the night or something but honestly it could be a week or more before they show up, could be within 24 hours idk how these smart meters work







    I always thought you were a sparky at least a casual sparky

    I get a headache watch battery hookups. Pure SINE and newer salt based batteries are making off grid cheaper

    The once expensive sine inverters are dirt cheap now but a global demand on battery metals is making batteries cost more

    And they only have a 1000 recycle lifespan or about 2.3years tops
    Everything requires 80% of said value so 1000Wh is only 800.

    So 3000Wh is maybe 2500Wh

    They by law need heat censors or fires will happen.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by blob6106 First off. Volts don't matter as much as amps, you toad. Your 220v is not the same as American 220v which is deadlier. Our 110v is 15-19 amps and your 220 is 16amps

    But our 220v is above 21amp?

    Waldo, explain

    volt matters.

    ive been zapped by 12V @ 60A while welding a truck bed in light rain wearing nothing but japanese-styled sandals.

    its interesting to say the least but because it was only 12V, the electricity did not travel further than my elbow.
  18. #18
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny volt matters.

    ive been zapped by 12V @ 60A while welding a truck bed in light rain wearing nothing but japanese-styled sandals.

    its interesting to say the least but because it was only 12V, the electricity did not travel further than my elbow.

    60amp is WHAT mattered you tard

    What the fuck were you doing out in the rain, naked and in sandals?
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    Originally posted by blob6106 60amp is WHAT mattered you tard

    What the fuck were you doing out in the rain, naked and in sandals?

    welding truck bed gott damm mittt.

    cant you read, and no, i meant wearing sandals only for footwear.
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    i wanna tie girls up and shock thrm
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