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I single handedly killed this forum
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2023-06-20 at 2:33 AM UTCI think every person that quit here did so because of me and that from DH to totsean alike I have slowly through ceaseless hostility and innovative engagement and content destroyed their will to ever return
Despite all the good i've done like inspire features and the occasional contribution where I can, I think being here is bringing this place down from a dead forum with 0 activity or nothing but shit flinging and instead make it even worse
Which is why these people have to quit not only the forum but give up their entire online identity and anyone they knew from the community and move on with their lives. Nobody wants to be remembered as a kid that went on totse.
I seriously believe reddit/newtotse/idiosanctuary and even bastard factory probably have more activity that isn't me just "spamming meth rants" which I actually rarely do as i'm usually busy replying to some idiot
methrant over i got a front page flush by accident , pretty much. thats how its supposed to be done
Originally posted by Haxxor Every time I log on your closing in on a front page flush
Literally EVERY TIME
to be fair I was like damn no wonder im not getting anything done today but some are hours apart so lol I just keep replying and bumping to call people faggots. I made a thread I don't remember when but the term front page flush is interesting and brings back the old history of this forum when my friends were still alive
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man [SIZE=8px]*KICKS IN THE FRONT DOOR HOURS AFTER THE PARTY HAS ENDED AND EVERYONE HAS GONE HOME*
[SIZE=14px]HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKER!!! SC FOR CE IN THIS BITCH WITH SOME BEERS AWHHH SHIT SON TAKE A BEER!!,
I GOT MAGIC FUCKING MUSHROOMS EVERYONE GRAB A SHROOM!!.
THROW UP SOME SC FOR CE CAMPAIGN FOR 2016 POSTERS!. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=8px][SIZE=14px]FRONT
PAGE
FLUSH
WEEEeeeowowowodh!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVERY DAY WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE!!!
[SIZE=72px]♣[SIZE=14px]this front page[/SIZE]
â™ [SIZE=16px]flush is brought [/SIZE]
♥[SIZE=14px]to you by Bill KrozbyDOGS[/SIZE]
♦[SIZE=14px]will never work[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14px][SIZE=72px]sc for CE 2016[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man From the gene pool that brought you Front page flush and a burned out crackshack.
sploo was faking his death at the time we used to prank the forum doing that also he was paranoid so id play along happily
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Im almost got me a FRONT
PAGE
FLUSH
[SIZE=48px]*STREAMERS AND NOISEMAKERS* *HAIL TO THE CHIEF STARTS PLAYING** [/SIZE]
OH THERE'S SO Many PEOPLE TO THANK… BIG LURCH!!!…WALTER WUT!!..SPLOO (RIP)..BLOCKHEAD!…LANNY WHEN HE MAKES ME SC FOR CE!!.. LAHARL..THE LOCAL BEER STORE.. ROCHE.. AHHH THATS IT FOLK!!!
it was actually originally done because spam bots would spam 100 threads so I would bump 100 good threads with real replies while high on meth , not spam, not shit flinging. Actual informative replies with pictures and links and sometimes they would be really long
I would say between that and shit slinging and stuff I only really do very little spam and could fucking nuke your threads with secret broken ISS forum code tricks that were passed onto me by sophie before his passing
point of this thread being none maybe retard containment magnet bait but ya enjoy the FPF history folx
fungazi
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man He used to post cool stuff on the fern. I have a feeling people are waiting for this place to get more active before they start posting "for real".
The real problem is those fucking spambots. They stretch the screen on my phone and make the forum look like an apocalyptic abandoned space station. Make me Chief Enginigga and I'll wire the solars and get this station in ship shape.
I am enjoying the FRONT PAGE FLUSH feature though. Protip: go back 5 pages and thank everyone's thanks to push all new topics to page 2 and fix the stretch, in case I can't do it ;)
We need more enginiggas.
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2023-06-20 at 2:35 AM UTCAll the evidence of how this meme first became are lost to history during the software upgrade that made everyones join dates the same and also I was very intoxicated and don't remember much it's kinda weird how that stuck though like the "meme" is defied by how dead this place is and how retarded I am lul
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man i front page flush jusrt to pull up five years later in a drop top six
Originally posted by Zankwest His problem with me clearly has nothing to do with moderation policy (no mods) or spam, alts, whatever. I have been front page flushing since fucking RDFRN and now all the sudden its more illegal and hated than posting child porn.
And dont let the card carrying custom user title cucks cherry pick and spin their fable about how im some hacker on steroids who injects meth and spams 20 pages of Bill Krozby dick gay rape. For the 9821390943290943039430948309230-9230-9423345th time I ONLY BUMP/REPLY to good threads or pull that shit when nobody has posted for 10+ hours, big fucking deal get over it you babies. I have never gone over 3 pages and i spend like an hour on each reply.
I don't know what the fuck his problem is with me and I don't really care what some fag in California the capital of cuckholdry thinks of me either, this forum sucks anyways and I could have got like 10 new people to join but OH I FORGOT REGS ARE CLOSED.
This place is circling the toilet. Worst forum I have ever posted on in my entire life hands down, completely killed anything left of totse/zoklet culture. Good work you fucking faggots -
2023-06-20 at 2:41 AM UTCI quoted a bunch of stuff wrong and left out and put in the wrong things lmao welp
good enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thats me bitching. I;'m clearly very upset *yells at self*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-06-20 at 3:09 AM UTCSo it goes.
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2023-06-20 at 3:36 AM UTCpulls up 5 years later in a drop top sixThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-06-20 at 3:37 AM UTCbless the night gang real nis hours keeping the forum alive while these other saps shit it up during the day, I gotta stop posting here when the normies are supposed to be at work instead they are off topic replying and acting cry hard.
Also I wanted to mention that I think newtotse has more active discussion at this point probably despite it being 1/5th the size and a retarded layout I was reading active threads there and people are they because they are avoiding this place
I can't help but feel like it's somewhat my fault lol but I can only give myself so much credit.
nah we are on a good arc I can feel it we only do better and anyone who can't hold on is a bitch this is the third temple mentioned in religions if you can read this you are probably sacred blessed or a policeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-06-20 at 3:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian pulls up 5 years later in a drop top six
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man When you finish the gram but its Still zaint zattex day
my mental illness ages like fine sake
fuck this seems relevant
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Dude, calm down. You don't have to resort to Finny's gay homoposting gimmick to "show us all". Your stupid rattex spam wasn't any better. Period. I think the forum is truly sorry for ruining your Meth delusions of being oh so clever and funny with that dogshit but it's true. It really fucking sucked.
Now you do the homo-shtick which is only hurting yourself. Trust me. You don't have to do that. Everything is gonna be alright. -
2023-06-20 at 12:46 PM UTC
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2023-06-20 at 7:02 PM UTCStl1 was because of me
Bossbebe? Me
DTE? shes close to being ANOTHER ONE
Infinityshock? a legend
hydromorphone? I broke her heart by going with HTS instead of her all those years ago
Lanny? who do you think got him interested in distilling whiskey
yup each person here that left a mark has my essence in their parting and I take it in stride and accept I am a catalyst for change and chaos in the universe as I have done this to friend groups in my life several times. I usually just show up out of nowhere in some random city/website and act the same way I always do
and by the time I leave I don't recognize it as the place it once was -
2023-06-20 at 7:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Stl1 was because of me
Bossbebe? Me
DTE? shes close to being ANOTHER ONE
Infinityshock? a legend
hydromorphone? I broke her heart by going with HTS instead of her all those years ago
Lanny? who do you think got him interested in distilling whiskey
yup each person here that left a mark has my essence in their parting and I take it in stride and accept I am a catalyst for change and chaos in the universe as I have done this to friend groups in my life several times. I usually just show up out of nowhere in some random city/website and act the same way I always do
and by the time I leave I don't recognize it as the place it once was
STL was because of Lanny
Bossbabe was nothing to do with you
Infinity was beacause of lanny
Hydro was because of §m£ÂgØL and drugs
Lanny was destroyed by a DHer
You're almost as delusional as kafka and Wariat. -
2023-06-20 at 7:34 PM UTCSeems pretty alive to me.
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2023-06-20 at 7:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by UNSUB Seems pretty alive to me.
that's because I just woke up
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood bless the night gang real nis hours keeping the forum alive while these other saps shit it up during the day
the ebb and flow of this forum is determined by my mood on a particular day which is usually not a good one :3c
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson STL was because of Lanny
Bossbabe was nothing to do with you
Infinity was beacause of lanny
Hydro was because of §m£ÂgØL and drugs
Lanny was destroyed by a DHer
You're almost as delusional as kafka and Wariat.
He says as he invents a delusion before our very eyes. Lanny and I are actually good chums okay you don't know the secrets that go on in the secret NIS only subforum so you're only seeing half the story -
2023-06-22 at 6:59 PM UTCI am shaking in my boots right now. Spare me, good sir.
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2023-06-22 at 7:13 PM UTC
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2023-06-22 at 7:28 PM UTCno it's not. and that baby would be about as uninteresting and average as you are too.
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2023-06-22 at 8:57 PM UTC
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2023-06-22 at 9:05 PM UTCcalm down pops
