2023-06-19 at 6:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
I live in Florida where I eat a lot of mangos and oranges from naturally occuring trees in residential areas.
The trees make so much fruit they have to rake them up before they rot if they don't get all of them and attract pests.
So you walk up and say "Can I get a bag of oranges?" and hold a garbage bag out to them.
About half the time they just open the gate, grab the rake they use for the tree, and start slapping the shit, you wanna pick them up quick, bag them up, the ones that split (cuz they all fat as fuck right now), and give them to everyone you pass outside, take hte ones that aren't perfectly ripe, or perfect and not split, the non ripe ones go in the window sill and the perfect ones int he fridge.
You eat it like a pussy.if u don't stick ur nose in the mango u aint a good pussy eater.
I also get coconuts for 2 for a dollar but you don't wanna be under a cocnut tree when that nigga climbs up there, that'll fuck u up like speedy parker aka the white trash gilligan
You need niacin and zinc with vitc to beat colds
Take 500mg of niacin and feel that sunburn flush sensation..it's a natural high. People then bump it to 1000mg to get that painful burning but natural high. Cleans the shit out of plaque in your arteries but a mother fucker on liver so don't do it every day
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