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getting into the luxury graveyard industry

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    help us buy the memphis bass pro shop pyramid to convert into a sacred burial site and dig up the indian bones underneath it to raise up evil spirits and bring a curse about the lands

    In the name of triangles! we will launch rockets to space and cremate your body IN HELL

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Trianglists don't bury our dead.

    A Trianglist funeral involves entombing yourself in a space station propelled by a long life radiothermal isotope generator in hopes that your remains are discovered by sentient life so they can be awakened to the truth of the triangles.

    Ankhmah!



    come home white triangle man and woman also embys we will be a universal burial for all who have seen truth in the light namaste pls donate $1bil

    i might do this again


    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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