It makes me think about this fat black chick will the last name one letter away from mine. We had the adjacent lockers for 4 years (in high school mine went to the AP Area because we had so many big books) but from the time my balls were in my belly (5th grade, 10 years old to I was graduating 8th grade at 15)
at the end
Bro I'd show up to school half asleep, high as fuck on weed I smoked between the bus and the school door, and I'd look at this girl just taking her first coat off and I'm like damn, like she wasn't fat fat. She was like candyrein chubby, and bro my eyes would eat this little girl alive.
I avoid black people normally.
THen this bitch turned out to be adopted (by white people who taught her how to be a real person) and the smartest girl that would talk to me so shit one time I leaned in,
fuckin golden pussy bro 10/10 and I watch this song music video and then I hit her up on facebook but she's 4000 miles away and still in the Navy
Edited To Add: SOme people told me fat bitches will float no matter what u do and I think that's why she in the navy that bitch like 170 but like 30lb of it is ass and another 15 in titties so you gotta factor in like idk she pretty fuckin fat imo and i can't believe the navy cool with that but i guess
my friends be like "Yo you know she be like fat as fuck bruh?" (i'm about 160lb and 6'1 and everyone around me is shorter and less weight but the same thin u can't hit me with a bullet if i'm sideways type bodyframe)
"BRO HOW CAN CAS BE FAT SHE"S IN THE MILITARY YOU FUCKING RETARDED I"VE SEEN HER RUN LAPS"
the navy doesn't run laps brad
i'm like yea ok this bitch is kinda fat but they don't know the history her and I shared, I'd masturbate so much in teh shower before I got on the bus, 10 minutes later, i'm thinking man I'mma see her and today I'mma say something to her
then i had this big ass erection and she's like 4ft so even with pants on like it's there,
"Hey how are you doing?" all nervous and shit
She ended up giving me the pussy. She won't date me because I'm a career criminal. She still come see me for a night or two everytime I come home to Wisconsin.
everytime she gets bigger but the pussy stay the same, plus she's nice to me. IMagine I was a neo nazi and this black girl and I are 'friends' haha, she said she saw the good me in, i said I wanted to see the good in her.
oh and she got like 2 sisters and 4 brothers. 3/4 of them are in prison right now. the 1 other one don't talk to any of them. Their real parents are dead and they don't respect the parents now they're all 18 and done with the bible and like being adopted slaves and shit. 1 of the sisters I hollar at frequently. she got like 5 kids but they all half white so I figure man that's gonna be my in for real.
so periodically i have her older sister the one I"m kinda in love with but she's not really friendly (to anyone) unless it's in person so living 4000 miles away from me she's kinda like distant emotionally and weinerly.
Her sister tho fuckin fire, bro you can tell she became a hood rat that only fucks white boys.
Perfect! I love ghettos!~!~!~ I plan on sliding in her DMs (at the same time as her sisters) the moment I go home in early September to visit my mother for her birthday.
Nigga think about that shit, i'mma fly from the air like an angel coming to your subhuman people from White God himself, and all i wanna do is take you out, get some drinks, shit, let me do a body shot off you, ok now u do one off me, shit i know how to play this, once she do a body shot off my hairy ass chest, i'mma be suckin on some nigger titties in like 40 minutes, plus i'mma pay for everything nigga I got a real job, I got that govement, i got that pell grant, 3.72 GPA cumulative, my nigga i'mma cum in you. I promise I will be absolutely wasted and will wear 2 cock rings and really make sure I do it right
then I'mma call her sister and hit repeat.
might bring the older one (that's my age) home with me, let her meet my mom (again), last time my mom said she was fat, she's a lot fuckin fatter since then, idgaf her sister skinny as fuck
And if I get her pregnant I'mma send her a qp of bud once a month (if it's the hood one) or tell her sister whose successfuland in the military to get over it and stop being so mean to me all the motherfucking time.
My nigga, I aint finna live with the hood one, but if that sister (the original one, that's my age, that i fapped to the idea of during puberty very regularly)
I'mma tell her to come let me live there shit, let's be a family for the kid
and imma drink candyrein-like wet ass pussy everyday for the rest of my life gang gang
I said "First coat off" where i come from it is common to wear 2 coats and then you have a hoodie, and sometimes snow pants or thermal pants so for me (pair of khaki cargo pants & 1 hoodie) it was kindal ike a free show cuz i didn't have much and nothing to really take off, but rich people spend like 10 minutes at this so I know her adopted black family got plenty of scrilla that made me hard too, i love having money
Bradley says: So what up you really that concerned cuz I smoke a lil bud ********* says: im not gonna tie myself down to someone who goes to prison every five years and you know this, brad Bradley says: You know September I'mma be around again for a week or two. ********* says: i know. we can get lunch.
Gang gang, that's how it happened last time!~!~!~!~
But like I haven't been in prison 6 years in November. Yeah I was in jail like a year ago. But that don't mean I"m a bad person type shit
I wouldn't tell her this obviously I want to wife her.
Well she hasn't missed an electric bill or talked to a police ever in her 30 years of life. And she's smart enough to know at this point.
Like folks one of the hard parts about being me, is I have self awareness, If you as a successful person living your life would DATE me like date me as boyfriend/girlfriend, boyfriend/boyfriend or whatever, you really like not a person I would want forever in my life since you obviously are a bad judge of character if you'd date me like I am right now.
So like if someone wants me, I think damn this person would really settle for THIS (Me.), garbage ass person. And that's stopping me from having meaningful relationships too, like in the short term HELL YEAH but like when I sober up in a couple weeks/months/years when it happens next, i'mma know that motherfucker surrounds herself with trash.
This bitch wanna get piped down, never have a boyfriend, 12 years in the military, using the GI bill to become a disabled student kindergarden-4th Grade teacher, man i can look past every character flaw she has the minute I look into her black eyes. I love her and think the world of her. But she can't shake the fact I'm not going to stop gangbanging, I'm not going to stop hitting licks and I'm not going to stop using drugs because that's what's more important to me. #TOTSE4EVA
how u not finna wife me because i'm a career criminal i aint been in the joint in 6 fuckin years, what do I gotta do go to church with her or some shit.
I don't feel bad for anything and if given the opportunity I'd do the exact same shit except for the stuff that got me locked up!
Plus I can talk black and dey feel dat. Mr Rodgers tryna be like what that bitch name that played with the monkeys one sec
I'm like the white jane godall, a friend of the chimps
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
That's a lot to read while paroooooozing the forums with my morning coffee..a summary of events would be pleasant.
lemme help
Bradley fucks nuggets
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