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Poll: Fattest User

  • Donald Trump (suspected 280)
    33.3%
  • Jiggaboo Johnson (240)
    0%
  • HAXXOR (400+, most home scales for body weight don't go above the number)
    33.3%
  • Wariat (190, but most of the fat is in his face and boobs)
    0%
  • Cigretting (Who admitted one time he has health problems from being almost dead)
    0%
  • WellHung (280lb "but it's all muscle", also 3 feet tall)
    33.3%
  • CandyRein (180 ish but i'd hit it still, oh but she like 3 feet tall)
    0%

Fattest User on this Website

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks it's a known problem that fat ugly motherfuckers won't post pictures of themselves because their one identifiable feature is their massive uh 'baby fat' body.


    Who you think the fattest user on this forum is?
  2. #2
    we talkin weight or body fat percentage? I have some guesses n star trwk said hes a absolute mass but idk other than that
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    ur 7 feet tall and weren't included on the list because at 290 and being in semi good shape, you are fit.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    You're also the fattest heroin addict i've ever met, there's a gold star for you.
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    do you take subuxone and methadone every twelve hours to stay sober and pencil thin like riptotse? no you're a little chunky and never more a junky cuz u dont get high on opiates every 12 hours anymore
  6. #6
    I havent had any opiates since like 2020 but i feel like id be a lot of fun if i did. Now i just have a box of car beers in the shade behind the passenger seat for my commutes to work
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  7. #7
    my moneys on trump
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    well then fucking vote this is a democracy poll
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, between Trump and Hung
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    the saddest part is i think well hung aka mattchew aka lil stumpy works out a lot

    ther'es a high probability that fatass lil stumpy mufucka is half muscle

    donald trump is a fatass in a chair guaranteed
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    donald trump never had a gym membership in his life
  12. #12
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If 240 puts you in the running I am dangerously close to making the cut. Probably. I haven't weighed myself in a bit.
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    jigaboo strikes me as a tall skeletor
    wariat lives off of vodka and mephedrone and spends his 23 waking hours chasing kids around Lods so he can't be that fat
    cigreting looks fairly ordinary if the photo he posted a while back was real
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    lol Bradley get it right man, methadone is long acting. I only have to dose once every 24 hrs. and can skip 2 days without feeling any wds.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by aldra jigaboo strikes me as a tall skeletor

    I'm 6' 4" and 240lbs.

  16. #16
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley do you take subuxone and methadone every twelve hours to stay sober and pencil thin like riptotse? no you're a little chunky and never more a junky cuz u dont get high on opiates every 12 hours anymore

    Bradley I'm 6'6" and 250, not super skinny anymore
  17. #17
    Haxxor Space Nigga


    It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have actually tried to succeed.
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  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'm gonna go get a burrito from my favorite coffee shop
  19. #19
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Idk why a gay man wants to discuss my body when it’s in bed with someone younger and better than him in every way imaginable


    It’s not something you’d ever have to worry about scout lol
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  20. #20
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein Idk why a gay man wants to discuss my body when it’s in bed with someone younger and better than him in every way imaginable


    It’s not something you’d ever have to worry about scout lol

    I think in Bradley’s case his criticisms simply reveal what he himself lacks.
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