Black people taught me the new dumbest scam int he world and I was kinda impressed that monkeys could use tools.

1. 2023-06-15 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   imagine being some goofy ugly nigga walking past the bank to the liquor store and u a lil drunk and wearin nice shit,
   
   "Sir can you help me? I gotta go two miles home into (White neighbor) and like i can't walk that wit a scooter, i aint need no cash, but u know anybody with an extra scooter battery?"
   
   if he looks like he might wanna help
   
   "200$ they're 60$ batteries normally"
   
   I text my guy, like yeah this one in the red might work
   
   "Sir you know anyone trying to buy extra batteries, got one car one that's fully charged and I got two scooter ones"
   
   he text me back
   
   "Yeah I got the hundo, roll."
   
   'Yes'
   
   perfect, every 2 lick swe switch spots just to keep havin fun wit it.
   
   His approach is very old and understanding like (spanish): "No sir this wont work you understand, no no it work at all work."
   
   BradleyB: Nigga I don't want this fucked up as shit, run it back where you came, find me a SCOOTER battery not this whack ass lawn mower ass shit, 200$? Nigga I'm straight.
   
   God Bless Me.
2. 2023-06-15 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley folks 1 nigga will stand outside the bank or some shit, asking if anyone got a battery for a moped, and he's got a shitty electric bike or moped or some shit scooter and he be like yo bro you know where i can ge ta battery 200$$$! If u walk a block away a different african american gentleman will say "Yo man I got this battery for a hundred bucks it's an extra one for a [whatever the other guy needed a battery for]
   
   i watched 2 people in 3 days fall for the:
   
   "Nah bro this aint gonna fit my shit" more later in the moment they find out the battery is dead and for a drill or some shit.
   
   2 different people fell for this, buy the battery for 100$, walk back to the second guy, who already got a text saying "WE DID IT"
   
   So now I'mma go get some batteries and try it too because I'm white and look like I need I need a battery! and then 1 block away at the only liquor store open (that I Got Shot at 3 months ago) where my cuban grandfather is gonna have 3 batteries (dead, free, i know where they at already) 100$ each, we finna get dat money nigga!!!

   
   Batterysharks.com
   
   If you're paying $200 or $100 for a battery you're an idiot to begin with.