2023-06-15 at 8:01 AM UTC
folks 1 nigga will stand outside the bank or some shit, asking if anyone got a battery for a moped, and he's got a shitty electric bike or moped or some shit scooter and he be like yo bro you know where i can ge ta battery 200$$$! If u walk a block away a different african american gentleman will say "Yo man I got this battery for a hundred bucks it's an extra one for a [whatever the other guy needed a battery for]
i watched 2 people in 3 days fall for the:
"Nah bro this aint gonna fit my shit" more later in the moment they find out the battery is dead and for a drill or some shit.
2 different people fell for this, buy the battery for 100$, walk back to the second guy, who already got a text saying "WE DID IT"
So now I'mma go get some batteries and try it too because I'm white and look like I need I need a battery! and then 1 block away at the only liquor store open (that I Got Shot at 3 months ago) where my cuban grandfather is gonna have 3 batteries (dead, free, i know where they at already) 100$ each, we finna get dat money nigga!!!
2023-06-15 at 8:04 AM UTC
aldra
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LOL that's fucking stupid
2023-06-15 at 8:06 AM UTC
aldra
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MUGU, OGUN STRIKE YOU DOWN
2023-06-15 at 8:28 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bradley youre doing God's work my friend
2023-06-15 at 8:30 AM UTC
aldra
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honestly, if it works it works
if you're enough of a greedy retard to actually fall for it I can't really feel bad for you
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2023-06-15 at 10:14 AM UTC
How would you ever fall for something this dumb?
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2023-06-15 at 11:55 AM UTC
4/7 for marks I thought would work, fuckin a 400$ clean money for a bunch of gay ass drill batteries. 1 nigga threw the shit at my boy and we resold it 45 minutes later.
2023-06-15 at 11:57 AM UTC
why these drunk ass licks think a car battery finna fit this lil ass moped engine but idgaf i told that nigga I aint need that typa battery, he said that othermotherfucker said he know it work for this, i said ok how???
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Me and my manual scooter went home and i threw my battery back in that bitch and scooted around holding a beer telling people i know u know where i can get another battery just to fluff up the bunch
I saw this idea in runescape where you'd ask for an obscure object knowing the person will pass the Grand Exchange towards the bank most of the time, find the lowest level nigga wearing the best shit he can and tell him I got this random ass item for xxx gp (gold pieces)
more later like when he hit the bank he gonna find somene buying for 2x xxx whatever price, he goes back to the first motherfucker, buys the shit for way more than its worth expecting to double da money.
Both need to leave immedaitely.
Fucking 1, 2, 3 my ass in real life don't even leave, i just tell them car batteries and moped/smart bike batteries kinda are a little different and I aint want it. But if u got a real one I got u on that 200$ when I see it , I see that ATM aint got no cash on me till i get a battery for this bitch u think im crazy?
4 times folks about 5 1/2 horus of work.
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2023-06-15 at 12:04 PM UTC
i just didn't think people were dumb enough to fall for this in real life, enjoy your 1981 Toyota car battery 100$ and the shit flat dead forever.
God Bless Me, of course I didn't wanna stick that leakin ass ugly ass battery into my scooter
"The guy down the street said this work for your scooter"
'Ok where u plug it in it's a fucking car/weed whacker/boat battery that's leakin? 200$? I'm good dude, i don't want that."
Tf he finna do?
U got a car battery that looks old as fuck an I got a scooter that won't take it and u bought it a block away cuz some guy said it was a scooter battery? Nigga go return that shit.
I text my boy "Run."
when he go to return it I manually like that ugly ass razor scooter that'd fuck up your ankles, i whip that bitch back home fuck him, your 100$ cum up just bought me 7 days worth of beer and cigarettes god bless u and god really bless me fr and my boy he straight too i cut him off at 20%, he made 80 bucks last night; i 320.
Shit everyone got paid welcome to life.
2023-06-15 at 12:09 PM UTC
bradley b a skimmy scammer
u got a black community
I got the same unity
white brad work for the people
u like white bread u gonna love a slice of me
from milwaukee, an ugly ass g
i say im 29 but u really know im forty.
2023-06-15 at 12:14 PM UTC
If people fall for this more power to you, I couldn't believe anyone would... you'd be better off just straight up robbing people I'd think
2023-06-15 at 12:17 PM UTC
nah people won't have 200$ or even fuckin like 10$ on them in major cities, you get them to believe they're going to "come up" or legally take advantage of someone. WHen they assed out and your boy holding 80$ for u and 20 for him, what they finna do, I bought this moped battery from two blocks away and here the guy needed it and he don't want it, now u mad, nigga mad about what, i aint what that bitch ass leakin battery from the get, I NEED ONE FOR THE MOPED
shit works, my boy behind me hold a gun so worse case scenario i just gotta duck and drop the moped (Maybe) and duck and run
everyone get scammed nigga if u got 100$ for a bitch ass battery u aint hurting for money, suck a dick big boi
2023-06-15 at 12:19 PM UTC
Imagine saying
"I bought this moped battery for you, right now, i want that 200$"
'This is a boat battery that has a leak in it sir, i'm not paying 200$ for this.'
What they finna do when my boy already left the first place a block away and im manually (with no battery) scootering two blcoks home, this is fuckin genius
2023-06-15 at 12:20 PM UTC
y i want some rusty ass boat battery cuz some old man said "Hey I got scooter batteries the good electric ones full charges, got 3, u want one 100$?"
and he sold u some bum ass shit
i aint finna pay no 200$ for that shit, nigga you shoulden bought dat for nothin
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#+100$
2023-06-15 at 12:21 PM UTC
Then later I drive around with my "other" battery going like 25 MPH holding a beer can saying "yeah this other nigga had one, shit sweet!"
:( ... :(
Me: :D 320$ nigga im drunk as shit! i got an ounce of good ass bud on the way too!
2023-06-15 at 12:21 PM UTC
If it works it works, if I walked a couple blocks from where someone needed a battery and came up on someone buying a battery I would immediately think some fuck shit was going down lol
2023-06-15 at 12:23 PM UTC
1 difference between me and Martin Luther King Jr.: I Take the money I steal and I give it back to the community.
2: I'm white
2023-06-15 at 12:24 PM UTC
but fr it's the same shit, tomororw I"mma cum up with a different scam and I'mma make between 0 and 2000 dollars copying somebody else, i put that on god.
