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Manipulating my drug dealers to give me extra drugs.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I paid 10$ three times in the last two days and I have enough to sell to others.

    God damn that's a lot of shit for 30$, but it was 10$ "all i got, hook it up, u know how it is"

    IDK what's special about Mondays & Tuesdays but this worked three times.

    I got so much mop bro it came in 3 bags. Then more later I bought a dime of weed and it was like 4 nugs i'm like ok that s like really as good as it's gonna get. then my friend bitchin with a half gram of coke saying he needs to send his bitch gas money, i said all i got is 10$ on cash app that i can send her, that work for it?

    Fuckin a so I got 3 dimes of mop (mephedrone, yes Wariat I also am a mephedrone user), a little more than 3.5g of fire weed, and a half gram of fire ass miami coke, 30$

    Fuckin good luck.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    i do this while entirely wasted on as many drugs (no pain killers, opiate, riptotse sobriety pills) as I can.
  3. #3
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Do something better with your life
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I am, I opened up my lemonade stand, we got mop, we got the fire bud, we got the soft. 10$ sacks.

    Then I'mma take all of my winnings and:

    Reup on more drugs.

  5. #5
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    You shoulda came even shorter, idk about where you are but it used to be aight to get dimes of hard for $7 or $8, could always find a $5 of bud but if you doing dog you have to have at least 10. You can always just hand them folded money that's short too. If they are fuckin with other people a lot of times they won't even count it
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  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    fuck yah Brad

    I always knew u and wariat had similar taste!

    👍
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk You shoulda came even shorter, idk about where you are but it used to be aight to get dimes of hard for $7 or $8, could always find a $5 of bud but if you doing dog you have to have at least 10. You can always just hand them folded money that's short too. If they are fuckin with other people a lot of times they won't even count it

    this man knows
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    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
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    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates

    "you can't bribe me"
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    mumu, ogun thunderstrike you
  11. #11
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Odon was a troon.changed sex

    Nasi worship troon God?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blob6106 Odon was a troon.changed sex

    Nasi worship troon God?

    I once read that Odin sucked the semen out of corpses of hanged men because he was a god and didn't produce his own. that was pretty funny, but I later found out that the 'scholar' who wrote that book was a j'ew with an axe to grind and intentionally included satirical and blasphemous texts from outside the culture/religion as serious sources
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    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra I once read that Odin sucked the semen out of corpses of hanged men because he was a god and didn't produce his own. that was pretty funny, but I later found out that the 'scholar' who wrote that book was a j'ew with an axe to grind and intentionally included satirical and blasphemous texts from outside the culture/religion as serious sources

    20 years ago in 2003 SanFran NYE some bitch grabbed me drunk cause she slipped and dislocated my arm.

    I was just talking about this the other night

    A guy at the hospital drove me to the subway because an ambulance picked me up from BART (subway station)

    Just started telling me about Odin sucking cum from men, changed sex,lopped off his hand.. like he was being Cody but not in a gay thing but more like Gas Lighting me ..other shit 9/11 related

    Clown World. I want my normal world back. This place is hell
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya so everything in this thread i normally would respond to is a bunch of bullshit not worth responding to.
  15. #15
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Bradley ya so everything in this thread i normally would respond to is a bunch of bullshit not worth responding to.

    I believe in u.
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    You can buy a 30 pack of EmergenC for like $12.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can buy a 30 pack of EmergenC for like $12.

    I live in Florida where I eat a lot of mangos and oranges from naturally occuring trees in residential areas.

    The trees make so much fruit they have to rake them up before they rot if they don't get all of them and attract pests.

    So you walk up and say "Can I get a bag of oranges?" and hold a garbage bag out to them.

    About half the time they just open the gate, grab the rake they use for the tree, and start slapping the shit, you wanna pick them up quick, bag them up, the ones that split (cuz they all fat as fuck right now), and give them to everyone you pass outside, take hte ones that aren't perfectly ripe, or perfect and not split, the non ripe ones go in the window sill and the perfect ones int he fridge.

    You eat it like a pussy.if u don't stick ur nose in the mango u aint a good pussy eater.

    I also get coconuts for 2 for a dollar but you don't wanna be under a cocnut tree when that nigga climbs up there, that'll fuck u up like speedy parker aka the white trash gilligan
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    i normally pay in 1 beer or two cigarettes and all are pleased in this transaction
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra I once read that Odin sucked the semen out of corpses of hanged men because he was a god and didn't produce his own. that was pretty funny, but I later found out that the 'scholar' who wrote that book was a j'ew with an axe to grind and intentionally included satirical and blasphemous texts from outside the culture/religion as serious sources

    I asked him and this never happened.
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  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    He did have a reputation to hang out around the crowds that filled the lower part of a large tree when men were going to be hanged for punishment by death sentences. They would put up the nooses and grab the stacking boxes (primitive ladders) and sometimes like the 2-3 men putting up the nooses would see a very old man with good strength moving one of the boxes.

    It's best to thank him and stare with your eyes as wide as they will ever be.

    The 3rd noose only has the same 1 young guy moving boxes for you to climb up, the old man that carried 2 of the 6 (1-2-3 stack formation) is gone.

    When the first man drops, men have a tendency to see that old man in the crowd. Sometimes smiling, sometimes looking at the second noose about to be used. And he stands there for the whole time. These men have to hang 3 men (or 9, or 27, depending on how many men have been sentenced to death).

    And the 4th, 10th, or 28th man in line to be hung will be the same old man.

    If you look away for a second, he will be a different person (very bizarre understanding) but he'll go from this old crippled man, to a 30 year old dirty looking homeless guy 20 feet away, and if you blink at some point before your eyes he'll be 80 feet away and a little boy tugigng at his father's hand but with the same 1 eye, no matter how you look at this, he will leave your vision.

    Many people ahve seen this during hangings.

    More later you will find the god among the few remaining observers, as a one eyed man, or you won't notice him. and he hangs around the bodies.

    So the christian missionaries said "Yeah we know, and then he sucks their dicks while they're hanging there."

    .... Get real, anyone could make that 1 final sentence up to make some enemy look bad.
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